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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Joe Strummer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dersu Uzala (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joe Strummer is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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162 lbs
5 - 2 - 0 |
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164 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Brawler
Experienced |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Strummer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dersu Uzala!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, George Francis and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uzala decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Strummer slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Strummer wants to sweep here but Uzala controlling him for the moment.
Uzala trying to control but Strummer is working from the bottom.
Uzala slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Strummer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Uzala gets to mount! Strummer was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Uzala gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!
Strummer looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Uzala!
Uzala is wriggling around here but as he tries to escape, Strummer has taken his back.
Strummer sinks in the hooks and is looking for the choke. He's got it! Uzala taps out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Joe Strummer!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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