PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Sol Badguy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cetnik Milos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Milos has chosen Snot - My Balls as his entrance music. Cetnik Milos told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Badguy
vs
Milos

188 cm
23
155 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

178 cm
26
158 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Sol Badguy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Cetnik Milos!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Alexandre Firmino and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Badguy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Badguy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Badguy doesn't manage to clinch there - Milos circles away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Badguy. Milos does a little dance to reset his feet.
Badguy misses with a right hand
and Milos counters with a stiff right hand.
Badguy connects with the punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Badguy takes a swing at Milos's ribcage but misses.
Badguy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.

Milos gets a double leg takedown into Badguy's guard.
Badguy controls Milos momentarily but Milos frees himself.
Badguy lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Milos!

Badguy stands up from the dominant position, so we're back on the feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Badguy tries to close the distance and clinch but Milos swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Badguy throws a jab when Milos was well out of range.
Badguy tries to clinch up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Milos misses the target.
Badguy slips a straight right by Milos.
Milos throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Badguy smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Badguy lands a nice shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Badguy scores with a jab to the jaw.
Badguy connects with a good right hand that stumbles Milos. Milos circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Badguy doesn't manage to clinch there - Milos circles away.
Badguy really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Badguy is looking to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sol Badguy dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Milos dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Badguy takes the fight into the clinch.
Badguy with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Badguy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Badguy throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Milos blocks it with crossed arms.
Milos avoiding damage as Badguy throws knees to the body.
Badguy with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Badguy tries to land a knee to the head but Milos blocks with his arms.
Badguy throws an elbow but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Milos keeps control of Badguy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Badguy manages to break the clinch.
Badguy tries to clinch there but Milos circles away.
Milos avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Badguy throws a right hand that misses
and Milos counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jab by Milos.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Badguy misses the shot to the body.
Badguy is looking to clinch but Milos is avoiding it.
Badguy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Milos's hands.
Milos tests Badguy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Milos jabs Badguy to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Badguy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Milos doesn't seem bothered though.
Badguy lands with a shot to the body.
Badguy tries to clinch there but Milos circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Milos drops his hands momentarily and Badguy takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Milos swats away the attempt to clinch by Badguy.
Sol Badguy is winning the standup battle so far.
Badguy tries to clinch but Milos moves away
letting Milos counter with a right hand.
Badguy is looking to clinch but Milos is avoiding it.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Badguy misses with a hook. Milos ducked under it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sol Badguy dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!

Milos keeps the fight on the outside.
Milos avoids the body shot from Badguy.
The fight stays on the outside here - Badguy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Badguy tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Milos counters with a nice body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Badguy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Milos looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Badguy is fending him off so far but Milos persists. Nope, Badguy circles away and we're back to standing.
Badguy throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Milos on the side of the head.
Milos slips a straight right by Badguy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Badguy defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Milos.

Badguy clinches with his opponent.
Badguy wants to break free but Milos has control.
Badguy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Badguy lands a nice knee to the body.
Badguy misses with an elbow over the top.
Badguy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Milos throws a head punch that misses.
Milos wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Badguy has him pressed against the cage.
Badguy misses with a knee strike.
Milos tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Milos blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Badguy scores a nice knee to the body.
Cetnik Milos has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Badguy throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Milos blocks it with crossed arms.
Badguy looking to throw knees to the head but Milos is blocking nicely.
Badguy missing with knees to the body.
Badguy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Badguy misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Milos.
Badguy throws a knee to the head but misses.
Milos lands with a left to the head.
Sol Badguy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Badguy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Badguy tries to land a knee to the head but Milos blocks with his arms.
Milos gets through Badguy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Milos struggles to land a body shot inside as Badguy controls his hands.
Milos misses with a body punch.
Milos jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Badguy walks away with a smile on his face. Milos gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sol Badguy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Badguy has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 30:27
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sol Badguy!