PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyrell Hagood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hagood has chosen Eff Grandad as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Tyrell Hagood was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Sheen
vs
Hagood

200 cm
22
250 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

191 cm
26
250 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Charlie Sheen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tyrell Hagood!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hagood wants to clinch but Sheen slips to the side

and Sheen counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Hagood makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Hagood.
Sheen postures up in Hagood's guard and throws a big left but Hagood blocks it.
Hagood doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Sheen looking to sit in guard and control but Hagood gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Sheen trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Hagood throwing strikes from guard but Sheen blocks nicely.
Hagood looking to pass the guard.
Sheen keeping moving, preventing Hagood from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hagood decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Hagood fails with the takedown

and Sheen counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Hagood is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Sheen is controlling him.
Sheen is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sheen tries to stand but Hagood is controlling from the bottom.
Hagood looking to control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Hagood is proving hard to escape from.

Tyrell Hagood has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Sheen doesn't manage to clinch there - Hagood circles away.
Sheen tries to close the distance and clinch but Hagood swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hagood moves to clinch but Sheen breaks away

and Sheen counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Sheen.

Sheen breaks the clinch.

Sheen shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Hagood napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Sheen knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Hagood on the ground.
Sheen controlling the position from side mount.
Hagood gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hagood is concentrating on defense, preventing Sheen from advancing position.
Sheen sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Hagood wants to get back to full guard.
Hagood is staying active underneath Sheen, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Charlie Sheen.
Hagood tries for a takedown but Sheen circles away easily
and Sheen counters with a left and a right that stings Hagood.
Hagood looks gassed!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hagood circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hagood moves in looking to clinch but Sheen pushes him off.
Hagood throws a head kick that misses

and Sheen counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Sheen slows the pace down in half guard.
Hagood is not content to let Sheen control the position.
Hagood is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Sheen's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Sheen's back!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hagood has the hooks in. Sheen is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Hagood has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Sheen's body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Charlie Sheen dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Sheen throws a nice head kick!
Hagood tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Sheen decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Hagood's guard.
Sheen's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Hagood is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Sheen sitting in guard here, content to control.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Sheen seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Hagood for as long as he can get away with.
Hagood is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Charlie Sheen just wasn't active enough.
Sheen with a poor takedown

and Hagood moves into the clinch.
Hagood misses with a knee strike.
Hagood tries for a takedown. No joy.
Hagood looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Hagood tries to break the clinch but Sheen is controlling the position.
Sheen tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Hagood just stands there and leans against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Sheen.
Hagood takes an elbow to the temple.
Hagood tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Sheen just stands there and leans against the cage.
Hagood should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Sheen fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Charlie Sheen. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Sheen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Hagood gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Sheen to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Sheen pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Hagood is keeping the position for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hagood is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Sheen gets to his feet - Hagood follows without any prompting.

Sheen has taken the fight to the clinch.

Sheen manages to break the clinch.

Sheen drives through with a takedown into Hagood's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Charlie Sheen overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Sheen sitting in guard here, content to control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen connects with a couple of short punches.
Sheen wants to pass the guard but Hagood is keeping the position.
Hagood preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Sheen showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Sheen wants to control from the top but Hagood keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Charlie Sheen wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Hagood dodges the punch combination from Sheen.
Hagood misses with a double jab

and Sheen counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Sheen.
Hagood wants to stand and escape but Sheen is having none of it.
Sheen is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Hagood trying to keep a closed guard but Sheen is proving a slippery customer.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Sheen drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Sheen jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Charlie Sheen dominated that second round.
That's time! Sheen's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Sheen looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Hagood!
Sheen lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Hagood hang on?
Hagood is desperately trying to improve his position but Sheen has a good base and remains in mount.

Sheen has hold of Hagood's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Hagood manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Sheen tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Sheen jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Hagood is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Hagood and Sheen has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hagood tries to improve position but can't.
You can see the frustration on Hagood's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Hagood is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Hagood manages to get back to half guard.
Hagood wants to improve his position but Sheen is controlling well.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Sheen in particular looking to stall.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Sheen has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Sheen is thwarting Hagood's attempts to control the position.
Sheen trying to mount his opponent but Hagood defends it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

We're going to have a standup here because Charlie Sheen wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Sheen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hagood looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Sheen is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hagood can do to turn this around?
Sheen misses with a body kick.
Sheen shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Hagood but Hagood pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Sheen fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hagood.

Sheen fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Hagood to the ground. Sheen is now in Hagood's guard.
Sheen working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Sheen stands up over Hagood, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Hagood keeping full guard, as Sheen tries to pass.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Hagood can't keep his opponent in guard - Sheen advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Hagood is trying to maintain the position but Sheen is very close to passing his half guard.

Sheen looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Tyrell Hagood has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Charlie Sheen is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Hagood tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.

And that's the end of the fight!
Charlie Sheen showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Sheen has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charlie Sheen!