PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mac Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Caiaphas Caine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyson's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Punch-Out!!! - Theme Song. Mac Tyson has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Tyson
vs
Caine

225 cm
22
304 lbs
9 - 0 - 0

202 cm
19
290 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mac Tyson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Caiaphas Caine!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Jonathan Paton and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tyson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Caine circles away quickly and effectively.
The fight stays on the outside here - Caine looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The fighters circling - Tyson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A jab from Tyson misses.
Caine throws a jab when Tyson was well out of range.
Caine ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Caine throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A punch combination from Tyson misses.
Nice takedown defense from Tyson. No joy for Caine on that attempt.
Caine looks to throw the jab but Tyson is out of range.
A jab from Tyson misses.
Caine misses the shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Tyson.
Caiaphas Caine seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Caine with a poor takedown
and Caine takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

It looks like Caiaphas Caine has been cut.
Tyson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

Tyson scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Tyson prevents Caine from improving his position.
Caine trying to control but Tyson postures up.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Caine wants to sweep but Tyson has passed to side control!

Tyson wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Caine, who protects the arm well.
Caine tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Tyson presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Caine tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Tyson is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Caine to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Caine shrugs it off.
Tyson tries to control but Caine wriggling away.
Tyson tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Caine working to try and regain half guard.
Tyson controlling from the full mount.
Caine is wriggling around trying to escape.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Caine is squirming around, avoiding Tyson's attempts to control the action.
Tyson raining down hammerfists from mount.
Tyson controlling the pace for now.
Caine is in all sorts of trouble here.
Caine tries to improve his position but instead Tyson has taken his back!
Tyson will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Caine is really stuck here.
Tyson is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.

Tyson is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Caine is defending well though. Tyson let's go of the attempt for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
I would not like to be Caine right now.
Caine tries to roll but Tyson sticks to his back.

Tyson is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Caine knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Caine for a finish.
Caine trying to control the hands but Tyson breaks the grip.
Caine tries to roll but Tyson sticks to his back.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Caine is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Tyson doesn't have the hooks in and Caine manages to turn into his guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mac Tyson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Caiaphas Caine's cut.
That's time! Tyson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Tyson lands with a cross.

That has opened up Caiaphas Caine's cut even more.
Tyson takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Tyson, as that shot connected.

The cut above Caiaphas Caine's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Caine ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Tyson misses the jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Caine ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tyson moves away.
Caine dives in and grabs Tyson's left leg, looking for a takedown. Tyson pushes down on Caine's head and hops out.
Tyson is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

Caiaphas Caine's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Caine throws the left hand but Tyson avoids the punch easily.
Tyson lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Caiaphas Caine's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Mac Tyson!
Mac Tyson retains his super heavyweight title!