PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hans Edgar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thor Omega (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Edgar might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Eminem - Go To Sleep. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Edgar
vs
Omega

180 cm
21
180 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

195 cm
24
185 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hans Edgar!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Thor Omega!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Omega takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Omega catches Edgar with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Edgar moves out of range of the body kick from Omega.
Omega takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Omega uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Edgar.
Edgar throws a leg kick but Omega moved away.
Hans Edgar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Omega throws a wild body kick that Edgar sees coming a mile off.
Omega tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Edgar is looking to land body kicks.
Edgar throws the left hand but Omega avoids the punch easily.
Edgar throws a push kick but Omega slaps the foot to one side.
Edgar lands a jab.
Edgar checks the leg kick nicely there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Edgar checks a low kick from Omega.
Edgar avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Omega scores with a head kick. Edgar tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
A solid leg kick lands there for Edgar.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Omega with a jab.
Omega connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Edgar lands a nice hook to Omega's body. Omega takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Edgar throws a leg kick but Omega sees it coming and moves out of range.
Edgar moves out of range of the strikes.
Edgar avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Omega missing with a left hand there. Edgar was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Edgar throws a leg kick but Omega moved away.
Edgar looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Omega looks gassed!
Edgar cracks Omega with an open hand slap.
Omega keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Omega lands a lovely overhand right.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Omega slips under a jab from Edgar.
Edgar feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Omegas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Edgar on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Edgar throws a low kick but it's checked well by Omega.
Omega tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Edgar. Omega does a little dance to reset his feet.
Edgar avoids a kick to the body.
Omega motions for Edgar to come forward. Omega throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Edgar throws a wild body kick that Omega sees coming a mile off.
Omega pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Edgar ducks under a wild hook from Omega.
Decent striking displayed by Edgar there.
Omega is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Edgar misses with a two punch combination.
Edgar cracks Omega with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Edgar lands a slapping body shot.
The crowd cheers as Edgar lands an impressive looking overhand right. Omega doesn't seem phased though.
Omega takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Edgar swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Omega misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Edgar smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Omega stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Edgar.
Omega takes one to the side of the head.
Edgar fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Omega looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Edgar lands with an overhand left.
Omega bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Edgar throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Jab, jab by Edgar - just one landing.
Edgar lands a jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Edgar lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Edgar lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Omega has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Omega and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Edgar throws a body punch but Omega moves out of range.
Edgar lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Edgar scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Omega moves out of range of the body kick.
Omega avoids the body shot from Edgar.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Omega swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Edgar lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Omega has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Omega and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Edgar walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Omega checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Omega defending well as Edgar loads up on a big left hand.
Edgar avoids the head kick by Omega.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Edgar lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Omega has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Omega and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Edgar throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Edgar throws a low kick but Omega moves out of range easily.
Edgar feints and then cracks Omega's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Omega down.
Edgar comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Edgar scores with a nice strike.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Edgar. Omega does a little dance to reset his feet.
Edgar uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Edgar lands a leg kick that knocks Omega off balance momentarily.
Omega slips a jab and a cross from Edgar.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hans Edgar dominated that round.
That's time! Edgar's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Omega has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Edgar finds it's way round the side to connect with Omega's head.
Edgar keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Omega.
Edgar throws a leg kick but Omega moved away.
A slapping leg kick lands for Omega.
Edgar thuds his shin into the meat of Omega's side.
A solid leg kick lands there for Edgar.
Edgar circles away from the clinch attempt.
Edgar tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Edgar scores with a jab. Omega acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Edgar, as that shot connected.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Edgar misses with a leg kick.
Omega's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Edgar ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Edgar throws a series of punches but Omega avoids them all with ease.
Edgar lands with a shot to the body.
Edgar misses with a head kick.
Hans Edgar is winning the standup battle so far.
Edgar swings for the body but Omega moves out of range.
Omega is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Edgar fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Omega has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Edgar misses with a wild body shot.
Edgar misses with a right hand
and Omega makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Omega's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Edgar connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Omega scrambles back to his feet.
Edgar tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Omega counters with a good low kick that Edgar was not able to check.
Edgar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Omega.
Omega just misses with a punch to the body.
Edgar takes a swing at Omega's ribcage but misses.
Edgar is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Omega can do to turn this around?
Nice uppercut lands for Edgar. That snapped Omega's head back.
Omega takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Edgar lands a nice shot to the body.
Omega throws a body kick that misses.
Edgar ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Edgar swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Edgar works Omega's body with a nice hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Omega takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Edgar misses with a body shot.
Omega misses with a straight right.
Edgar lands with a shot to the body.
Nice shot lands for Edgar.
Edgar darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Omega on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Edgar scores with a body shot.
Edgar misses with an uppercut. Omega saw that one coming.
Edgar throws a lazy right hand but Omega sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Edgar throws a body punch but Omega moves out of range.
Omega throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Edgar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Edgar thows a body shot but no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Edgar catches Omega with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Edgar punishes Omega's body with a nice straight punch.
Edgar lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Edgar fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Omega has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Omega drops his hands momentarily and Edgar takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The crowd cheers as Edgar lands an impressive looking overhand right. Omega doesn't seem phased though.

Omega is rocked!
Edgar cracks Omega with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Omega is still on wobbly legs! Can Edgar finish him?
Edgar misses with an attempted mid kick.
Edgar throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Omega stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Edgar misses with a body shot.
Edgar connects with a body shot.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
The crowd cheers as Edgar lands an impressive looking overhand right. Omega doesn't seem phased though.
Edgar throws a shot to the body.
Edgar connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Omega momentarily.
Edgar digs a good hook to Omega's body.
Edgar dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Omega might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Edgar has got the better of the exchanges.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
BOOM! Edgar lands a beautiful left hook that drops Omega. Omega tries to recover but Edgar is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Omega lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:07 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hans Edgar!
Hans Edgar is the new welterweight champion!