PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Sgt Parrotface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and David Haye (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). David Haye will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Parrotface
vs
Haye

169 cm
26
191 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

191 cm
20
197 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Sgt Parrotface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, David Haye!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Richard Clark and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parrotface wants to clinch up but Haye keeps it at a distance.
Parrotface swings and misses with a shot to the body
letting Haye counter with a right hand.
Parrotface shoots in looking for a takedown but Haye manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Parrotface's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Parrotface swings widly with a right hand
and Haye counters with a two punch combo.
Parrotface misses with a wild body shot.
Parrotface is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Parrotface tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Haye is able to avoid easily.
Parrotface moves to clinch but Haye breaks away
and Haye counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Parrotface tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Parrotface misses with an uppercut
and Haye counters with a straight right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice takedown defense from Haye. No joy for Parrotface on that attempt.
Parrotface fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Haye checks it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Haye circles away from the clinch attempt.

Parrotface is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Haye's half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Parrotface is looking for a kimura but Haye is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Parrotface to get the leverage.
Parrotface tries to pass to full mount but Haye defends it.

Parrotface is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Haye is just riding it out for now. Parrotface eventually gives up the hold.
Parrotface prevents Haye from standing back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parrotface looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Parrotface wants to work for an arm triangle but Haye is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

Parrotface seems to be working for a kimura but Haye defends the submission attempt.
Parrotface tries to stand and escape but Haye is controlling the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Haye wants to get back to his feet.
Parrotface is pressing down on Haye's thigh, looking to free his foot. Haye is holding on for now.
Parrotface trying to control the action but Haye is working from the bottom.

Parrotface is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Haye defends it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Haye dominated that round.
That's time! Parrotface's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Parrotface misses with a low kick.
Parrotface fails with an attempt to clinch.
A swing and a miss from Parrotface.
Sgt Parrotface seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parrotface lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Haye steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Parrotface.
Parrotface throws a sloppy body shot
and Haye connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parrotface looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Haye is fending him off so far but Parrotface persists. Nope, Haye circles away and we're back to standing.
Haye scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Nice takedown defense from Haye. No joy for Parrotface on that attempt.
Parrotface tries to clinch but Haye is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parrotface misses with a hook
and Haye counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Haye circles away from the clinch attempt
and Haye counters with a stiff right hand.
Haye lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Parrotface at a distance.
Haye scores with a body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Parrotface throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Haye cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parrotface tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Haye was well out of range. Poor timing from Parrotface.
Haye digs a good body shot into Parrotface's ribs.
Haye is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Haye with a hook.
Haye connects with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Haye throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

Oooooh!!! Haye has knocked Parrotface down with a huge combo! Haye steps away and waves a wobbly Parrotface back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Parrotface is rocked!

It looks like Sgt Parrotface has been cut.
Parrotface is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Haye's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Haye drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Parrotface's head, knocking him out cold! Haye is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). David Haye!