PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pacman Barnes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kick Ass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barnes comes to the cage accompanied by Black Eyed Peas - Imma Be. Kick Ass has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Barnes
vs
Ass

187 cm
28
210 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

184 cm
25
210 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

1337 ANZAC - New Designs In Store

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Pacman Barnes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Kick Ass!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Chris Edwards and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ass misses with a wild combination.
Barnes fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Ass misses the target.
Sloppy strikes from Barnes. Those never looked like landing.
Ass takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

It looks like Kick Ass has been cut.
Ass throws a solid leg kick but Barnes takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Ass.
Barnes throws the left hand but Ass avoids the punch easily.
Ass is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Barnes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Ass takes the fight into the clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Ass.
Ass misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ass comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Barnes taking a breather.
Ass scores with a shoulder strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ass pushes Barnes back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

Ass pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Barnes ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ass moves away.
Barnes misses with the combination.
No joy there for Ass, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ass ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ass walks into a jab.
Ass throws a sloppy head kick and Barnes moves out of range easily.
Ass misses with a series of wild punches.
Barnes slips under a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barnes moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ass throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Ass scores with a nice right hand.
Barnes lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

That has opened up Kick Ass's cut even more.
Barnes scores with a jab to the body.
Ass looks gassed!
Ass misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Barnes with a hook.
Barnes defending well as Ass loads up on a big left hand.
Ass throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Ass takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Barnes connects with a jab.

The cut above Kick Ass's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Barnes connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ass tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Barnes paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Barnes tests Ass's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Barnes cracks Ass with a big right hand and Ass goes down!

Ass is rocked!

Kick Ass's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kick Ass's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Pacman Barnes!