PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clubber Lang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jobe Nkemakolam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lang comes into the arena with Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger blaring out of the sound system. This should be fireworks!

Lang
vs
Nkemakolam

214 cm
23
274 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

193 cm
22
277 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Global MMA Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Clubber Lang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jobe Nkemakolam!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Elvis Blanc and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good leg kick by Nkemakolam there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Nkemakolam throws out a loose jab but Lang uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jobe Nkemakolam seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lang throws a shot from downtown. Nkemakolam moves away and avoids it.
A leg kick checked by Lang.
Lang checks the leg kick nicely there.
Lang misses with the body kick
and Nkemakolam counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Lang misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nkemakolam.
Nkemakolam connects with a jab.
Nkemakolam blocks a head kick by Lang.
Lang looks to score with a jab to the body but Nkemakolam is just out of range.
Lang lands a head kick!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lang misses with a leg kick.
Nkemakolam connects with a good right hand that stumbles Lang. Lang circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
No joy there for Nkemakolam, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nkemakolam throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Nkemakolam misses with the combination.
Nkemakolam wants to slow Lang down by chopping away at his legs.
Nkemakolam moves into range and connects with a jab.
Nkemakolam lands a really nice looking cross but Lang seems unphased.
Nkemakolam throws a low kick but Lang avoids it.
Nkemakolam stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Lang.
Nkemakolam connects with the punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Lang, right into the meat.
Lang avoids a kick to the body.
Nkemakolam avoids the head kick by Lang.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Nkemakolam lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Lang has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Lang and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Nkemakolam.
Lang misses with a head kick.
Nkemakolam takes a swing at Lang's ribcage but misses.
Nkemakolam connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Lang's hands.
Nkemakolam looks to score with a jab to the body but Lang is just out of range.
Nkemakolam tries to land a front kick but Lang steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Clubber Lang is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sloppy strikes from Lang. Those never looked like landing.
Lang swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Danga de danga de dang - Nkemakolam scores with a four punch combination!
Nkemakolam throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nkemakolam is looking to slow Lang down with leg kicks.
Nkemakolam scores with a three punch combo!
Lang tries to clinch but Nkemakolam is having none of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nkemakolam misses with a straight left.
Nkemakolam uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lang.
Sloppy strikes from Lang. Those never looked like landing.
Nkemakolam misses with a series of wild punches.
Nkemakolam lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Lang is breathing heavily.
Lang moves out of range of the body kick.
Nkemakolam lands a jab to the head.
Nkemakolam chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lang takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Nkemakolam lands the left hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lang ducks right into an uppercut from Nkemakolam.
Nkemakolam takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nkemakolam cracks Lang with a good jab.
Nkemakolam throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Nkemakolam tried to score with a low kick but Lang checks it.
Nkemakolam just misses with a punch to the body.
Nkemakolam scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Nkemakolam fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lang.
Nkemakolam cracks a nice hook into Lang's ribs.
That kick from Nkemakolam tenderised Lang's leg. Lang is trying to keep his angry face on.

Nkemakolam is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Lang's half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Nkemakolam passes the guard and advances to mount!
Nkemakolam putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jobe Nkemakolam dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Nkemakolam cracks Lang with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Lang on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Nkemakolam throws the left hand but Lang avoids the punch easily.
Lang pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nkemakolam has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Lang misses with a wild body shot.
Nkemakolam digs a good hook to Lang's body.
Nkemakolam lands a head shot.
Lang closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Lang pushes Nkemakolam up against the cage in a clinch.
Lang throws a punch but it's blocked by Nkemakolam.
Nkemakolam content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Nkemakolam receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Nkemakolam lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lang backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Nkemakolam creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Lang tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lang missing with knees to the body.
Lang is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Nkemakolam managing to block the knees to the body from Lang.
Lang tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nkemakolam's elbow.
Lang looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Nkemakolam avoids the elbow strike from Lang, against the cage.
Lang lands with a light punch inside.
Nkemakolam blocks an uppercut.
Lang wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lang.
Nkemakolam stalling against the cage.
Lang misses with some punches.
Lang misses with a hook to the ribs.
Nkemakolam avoids a wild elbow strike from Lang.
Lang pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Nkemakolam stalling in the clinch.
Nkemakolam working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Nkemakolam avoids the elbow strike from Lang, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lang goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lang throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Nkemakolam blocks it with crossed arms.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Nkemakolam lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Nkemakolam is trying to trip Lang. He has hold of a leg but Lang is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Nkemakolam persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Lang will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Nkemakolam passes Lang's left leg - he's now in half guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Nkemakolam is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Nkemakolam lands a big shot there that rocks Lang but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Nkemakolam controlling the pace for now.
Nkemakolam lands a big elbow.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Nkemakolam cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nkemakolam landing strikes, looking to finish!
Nkemakolam is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Nkemakolam landing strikes, looking to finish!

Lang is rocked!
Nkemakolam putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Oh Lang is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nkemakolam lands a heavy shot. That's hurt Lang! Nkemakolam sees the opportunity and turns up the heat - strike after strike land to the defenseless Lang and the ref dives in to save him! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Jobe Nkemakolam!