PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Terry Uzi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michael Martin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uzi comes to the cage accompanied by ......................................... There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Uzi
vs
Martin

188 cm
23
218 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

196 cm
24
217 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Vandal Fight Boutique (prices $8 - $30)
STEEL PENN'S SKIN SHOP / MONEY EXCHANGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Terry Uzi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Michael Martin!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Johanna Lukiainen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uzi shoots in but Martin avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Uzi misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Martin works the jab nicely.
Martin lands with a right hand.
Uzi tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Martin swivels and escapes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Terry Uzi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Martin throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Uzi's head.

It looks like Terry Uzi has been cut.
Martin slips a straight right by Uzi.
Martin lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Martin circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Martin fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Uzi.
Uzi on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Martin is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Uzi.
A jab lands there for Martin.
Uzi tries to clinch but Martin moves out of range.
Michael Martin is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Uzi shoots in for a double leg but Martin sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Uzi closes the distance and clinches up with Martin, looking for a takedown. Uzi pushes Martin against the cage but Martin circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Uzi shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Martin but Martin pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Martin scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Uzi is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Martin scores with a nice strike.
Martin fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Martin lands a slapping body shot.
Uzi takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Martin scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Martin connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Martin lands a glancing blow to the side of Uzi's head.
A decent looking cross lands there for Martin.
Martin throws a body punch but Uzi moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Martin fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Uzi takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Uzi takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Martin slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Uzi looks for a takedown but Martin sprawls well.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Martin.

Terry Uzi's cut is getting worse.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Uzi. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Uzi tries to move into range but Martin moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

Uzi is rocked!
Uzi takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Martin lands a really nice looking cross but Uzi seems unphased.
Oh Uzi is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Martin feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Uzi's calf.
Martin cracks Uzi with a left hook right on the temple and Uzi goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Martin lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Uzi is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Michael Martin!