PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fox Lao (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Junk Memorex (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lao kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Terminator T-800 Song. Fox Lao is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Lao
vs
Memorex

198 cm
30
262 lbs
7 - 15 - 0

190 cm
26
226 lbs
3 - 9 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fox Lao!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Junk Memorex!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lao misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Memorex counters with a head kick.
Lao shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Memorex pinned against the cage. Memorex gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Memorex lands with a slapping head kick.
Lao shoots in for a double leg but Memorex sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Lao fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fox Lao. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Memorex leaves Lao with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lao shoots in for a takedown but Memorex shows good takedown defense.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lao swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Memorex fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Memorex displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Lao.
Lao is breathing heavily.
Nice takedown defense from Memorex. No joy for Lao on that attempt.
Lao takes one to the chin there.
Memorex throws a head kick but Lao moves out of range.
Lao looks for a takedown but Memorex sprawls well.
No luck for Lao with that takedown attempt.
Memorex scores with a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Memorex throws a series of strikes that have Lao backpedaling.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Good shot there by Memorex.
Memorex tries a head kick but it misses.
Memorex dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Memorex moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Memorex scores with a decent looking hook.
Memorex lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Memorex throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Memorex scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Memorex lands a jab to the nose.
Memorex throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

Oooooh!!! Memorex has knocked Lao down with a huge combo! Memorex steps away and waves a wobbly Lao back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Lao is rocked!
Memorex feints with a jab and clips Lao right behind the ear with a massive overhand right! Lao is sent crashing into the canvas and Memorex leaps in for the kill! Lao tries to get to his feet but Memorex is just battering him from every conceivable angle. The ref decides that Lao is in need of a savior and steps in!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Junk Memorex!