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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jakie Noir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vladimir Putin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vladimir Putin has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Jakie Noir's chin.
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200 lbs
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205 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Good in bed |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jakie Noir!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Vladimir Putin!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Valeri Chadov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Putin lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Putin cracks Noir's jaw with two stiff jabs then ducks low and throws a soul-severing right uppercut to the mouth!! Noir slumps to the ground with blood on his lips. The referee steps in before Putin can do further damage! This one is done, son!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Vladimir Putin!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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