PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Snuka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Offenhard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Snuka might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Superfly -- Curtis Mayfield and Ice T . Offenhard is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Ghostface Killah - Daytona 500. Dick Offenhard is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Snuka
vs
Offenhard

192 cm
25
218 lbs
8 - 0 - 0

186 cm
26
205 lbs
17 - 6 - 2

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

BHP's Shaolin Nutrition

Malicious Intent Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jimmy Snuka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 2, fighting out of New York, Dick Offenhard!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Offenhard with a jab.
Nice cross by Offenhard.
Snuka checks the leg kick.
Snuka checks a leg kick.
Offenhard throws a leg kick but Snuka sees it coming and moves out of range.
Offenhard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Snuka manages to avoid it.
Snuka keeps Offenhard at a distance using the push kick.
Snuka throws a nice inside leg kick.
Offenhard moves out of range of the body kick from Snuka.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snuka checks the leg kick.
Snuka scores with a nice strike.
Offenhard tried to score with a low kick but Snuka checks it.
A low kick from Offenhard misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Dick Offenhard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Offenhard walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
An inside leg kick from Offenhard misses.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Offenhard.
Snuka checks a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Offenhard lands a jab to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Offenhard misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Offenhard shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Offenhard misses with a two punch combination.

Snuka moves into the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Snuka.
Snuka swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Offenhard tries to throw a body punch but Snuka avoids it by throwing Offenhard back against the cage.
Offenhard with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Snuka misses with a body punch.
Offenhard missing with knees to the body.
Snuka tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Offenhard avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Snuka.
Snuka managing to block the knees to the body from Offenhard.
Snuka avoiding damage as Offenhard throws knees to the body.
Offenhard lands a damaging elbow.
Offenhard goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Snuka takes a knee to the side of the body.

Snuka breaks from the clinch.
Snuka ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Snuka checks a leg kick.
Snuka checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
An inside leg kick from Offenhard misses.
Offenhard avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Offenhard scores with a kick to the midsection.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Offenhard misses with a leg kick
and Snuka counters with a nice uppercut.
Snuka is looking to clinch but Offenhard is avoiding it.
Offenhard wants to land a leg kick but Snuka is out of range.
Offenhard is looking to score with low kicks.
Nice uppercut there from Snuka.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Offenhard pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jimmy Snuka will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Offenhard tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Offenhard scores with a nice body kick.
Offenhard misses with a left hand
and Snuka counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Offenhard.
Snuka throws a leg kick but Offenhard sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Snuka blocks a low kick nicely.
Offenhard takes a swing at Snuka's ribcage but misses.
Snuka misses with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Snuka.
An inside leg kick lands from Offenhard.
Snuka takes a swing at Offenhard's ribcage but misses.
Offenhard throws a low kick but it's checked well by Snuka.
Offenhard is looking to slow Snuka down with leg kicks.
Snuka takes one to the chin there.
Dick Offenhard seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Offenhard turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Snuka finds it's way through Offenhard's defenses.
Offenhard thumps Snuka with a low kick.
Offenhard thows a leg kick but Snuka checks it
and Snuka finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Offenhard moves out of range of the strikes.
Offenhard throws a chopping leg kick but Snuka manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Offenhard tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Offenhard throws a poor cross that misses
and Snuka connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Offenhard throws out a leg kick but Snuka moves out of range and Offenhard only half commits.
Offenhard misses with a hook. Snuka ducked under it nicely.
Offenhard misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Offenhard misses with a leg kick.
A low kick from Offenhard is predictable there
and Snuka counters with a flying knee. Nice.
The fight stays on the outside here - Snuka looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Offenhard gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Snuka counters with a thumping low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snuka has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Offenhard.
A shot to the body from Snuka misses
and Offenhard counters with a good, hard body kick but Snuka shrugs it off.
Offenhard cracks the inside of Snuka's front leg.
Offenhard just misses with a punch to the body.
Snuka is looking to chop away at Offenhard's legs.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Offenhard slips a straight right by Snuka.
A looping hook to the body misses from Snuka. Offenhard does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Offenhard showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Offenhard lands a nice looking kick to the body. Snuka takes a step back to recover.
A swing and a miss from Snuka.
Offenhard wants to slow Snuka down by chopping away at his legs.
Snuka moves out of range of the strikes.
A bone on bone clash there as Snuka blocks the leg kick.
Snuka blocks a head kick by Offenhard.
Offenhard feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Snukas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Offenhard throws a solid leg kick but Snuka takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Offenhard.
A slow jab from Snuka misses its intended target.
A low kick from Offenhard misses
and Snuka counters with a leg kick.
Offenhard shoots in and drives through. Snuka sprawls well.
A low kick from Offenhard misses
and Snuka counters with a nice body kick.
Snuka blocks a leg kick.
Offenhard throws a leg kick but Snuka sees it coming and checks it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Offenhard clobbers Snuka with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Snuka on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Snuka throws a leg kick which misses Offenhard's front leg but catches the back leg as Offenhard tries to avoid it.
A big right from Offenhard misses.
Offenhard thows a leg kick but Snuka checks it
and Snuka connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Offenhard thows a leg kick but Snuka checks it
and Snuka counters with a solid body kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Offenhard does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Offenhard gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Snuka.
Offenhard throws a head kick but Snuka moves out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Offenhard lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Snuka has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Snuka and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Snuka gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Snuka throws a leg kick that misses.
A leg kick checked by Offenhard.
A clash of legs there as Snuka blocks the low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Offenhard misses

and Snuka counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Snuka.
Snuka tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Snuka trying to land knees to the body.

Snuka breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Offenhard keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Offenhard changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Snuka tries to avoid it but Offenhard manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Snuka to the ground. Snuka escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Offenhard swings for the body but Snuka moves out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Snuka uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Offenhard.
Offenhard throws a leg kick that is checked
and Snuka counters with a nice low kick that buckles Offenhard's knee momentarily.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Jimmy Snuka.
I think Snuka has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dick Offenhard!