PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Remy Growwoo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Burrhus Frederic Skinner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Skinner's choice of entrance music: Brother Ali-The Preacher. Burrhus Frederic Skinner looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Growwoo
vs
Frederic Skinner

205 cm
21
215 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

185 cm
26
210 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Remy Growwoo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Burrhus Frederic Skinner!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Steve Erwin and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Skinner gets tackled into the cage by Growwoo. Growwoo maintains the clinch.
Skinner scores with a shot to the side of Growwoo's head.
Growwoo holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Skinner with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Growwoo really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A bit of stalling here from Growwoo.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Remy Growwoo.
Skinner looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Skinner wants to clinch

and Growwoo counters by moving into the clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Growwoo.
Skinner avoiding damage as Growwoo throws knees to the body.

Growwoo breaks the clinch.

Growwoo gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Skinner tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Growwoo taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Growwoo avoiding damage as Skinner throws knees to the body.
Growwoo has Skinner pressed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Remy Growwoo.

Growwoo drives through and clinches with Skinner against the cage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Growwoo.
Skinner with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Skinner looks gassed!
Growwoo taking a breather.

Growwoo breaks from the clinch.

Growwoo rushes Skinner and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Growwoo.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Remy Growwoo.

Growwoo has Skinner up against the cage in a clinch.
Growwoo's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Skinner misses with a body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Skinner jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Growwoo walks away with a smile on his face. Skinner gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Growwoo tries to close the distance and clinch but Skinner swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Skinner darts in trying to clinch

and Growwoo counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Growwoo.
Growwoo stalling.
Skinner tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Skinner missing with knees to the body.

Growwoo's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Growwoo wants to clinch up but Skinner keeps it at a distance.
Skinner throws a combination that misses

and Growwoo moves into the clinch.

Growwoo's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Remy Growwoo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Growwoo tries to close the distance and clinch but Skinner swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Skinner tries to clinch but Growwoo moves away

and Growwoo counters by moving into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Growwoo controlling the action here for a moment.

Growwoo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Skinner fails with a takedown attempt.
Remy Growwoo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Burrhus Frederic Skinner.
Growwoo wants to clinch but Skinner slips to the side
and Skinner counters with a head kick. That will keep Growwoo thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Growwoo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Growwoo clinches.
Growwoo will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Skinner up against the cage.
Skinner looking for a takedown.

Growwoo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Growwoo tries to close the distance and clinch up but Skinner swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Skinner swings widly with a right hand

and Growwoo counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Growwoo stalling against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Growwoo seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Remy Growwoo.

Growwoo drives through and clinches with Skinner against the cage.

Growwoo breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Growwoo has closed the distance and engaged Skinner in a clinch.

Growwoo breaks from the clinch.

Growwoo clinches.
Skinner using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Growwoo has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Skinner letting Growwoo take a breather here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Remy Growwoo.
Growwoo moves in looking to clinch but Skinner pushes him off.
Skinner looks to clinch

and Growwoo holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Growwoo's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Remy Growwoo dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Growwoo tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Skinner paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Skinner moves to clinch but Growwoo breaks away

and Growwoo moves into the clinch.
Skinner misses with a knee to the head.
Growwoo putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Skinner in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Growwoo pressing his opponent against the cage.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Growwoo for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.

Growwoo manages to break the clinch.
Growwoo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Skinner avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Skinner is breathing heavily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Growwoo looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Skinner wants to clinch but Growwoo slips to the side

and Growwoo counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Growwoo holding his opponent close, against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Remy Growwoo.
Skinner tries for a takedown but Growwoo circles away easily

and Growwoo moves into the clinch.

Growwoo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Growwoo clinches.
Growwoo manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Skinner throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Growwoo blocks it with crossed arms.
Come on Growwoo - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Skinner tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

Growwoo breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Growwoo moves into the clinch.
Growwoo dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Growwoo breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Growwoo tries to close the distance and clinch but Skinner swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Growwoo forces Skinner back against the cage and clinches.
Growwoo leaning his opponent against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Remy Growwoo.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Growwoo pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Burrhus Frederic Skinner is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Growwoo clinches up against the cage.
Skinner is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Growwoo has Skinner pushed against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Growwoo breaks the clinch.

Growwoo clinches up against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Growwoo obliges.

Growwoo's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Growwoo closes the distance and clinches.
The referee calls for Growwoo to work.

Growwoo's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Growwoo fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Skinner, pushing him back against the cage.
Growwoo manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Remy Growwoo.
Growwoo wants to clinch.

Growwoo forces Skinner back against the cage and clinches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Growwoo just leaning against Skinner, taking a breather.
Skinner tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Growwoo smiles and moves away.
Remy Growwoo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Burrhus Frederic Skinner.
Growwoo fails with an attempt to clinch.

Growwoo forces Skinner back against the cage and clinches.
Skinner throws a knee to the head but misses.
Growwoo pressing his opponent against the cage.
Remy Growwoo has scored more points in the clinch so far.

Growwoo breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Skinner shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Growwoo pinned against the cage. Growwoo gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Growwoo wants to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Remy Growwoo dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Skinner circles away from the clinch attempt.

Growwoo has managed to clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Growwoo.

Growwoo breaks the clinch.
Growwoo tries to clinch there but Skinner circles away.

Growwoo has closed the distance and engaged Skinner in a clinch.
Growwoo slows down the pace here.
Skinner drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Growwoo gets the underhooks and prevents it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stalling in the clinch from Growwoo.
Skinner takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Growwoo avoids the elbow strike from Skinner, against the cage.
Skinner on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Come on Growwoo - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Remy Growwoo.
Skinner is trying hard to land a takedown here. Growwoo sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Growwoo darts in and clinches Skinner up against the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from Growwoo.

Growwoo's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Growwoo moves into the clinch successfully.
Growwoo leaning against his opponent.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Remy Growwoo.
Skinner with a poor takedown

and Growwoo counters by clinching up.
Remy Growwoo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Burrhus Frederic Skinner.
Growwoo holding his opponent close, against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Remy Growwoo.

Growwoo closes the distance and clinches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Growwoo effectively controlling the action here.
Growwoo gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.

Growwoo breaks from the clinch.
Growwoo tries to clinch but Skinner is having none of it.
Growwoo fails in his attempt to clinch.
Growwoo circles away from the clinch attempt

and Growwoo counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Skinner drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Growwoo gets the underhooks and prevents it.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Remy Growwoo.
Skinner keeps the fight on the outside.
Growwoo tries to clinch but Skinner is having none of it.
Growwoo is looking to clinch.

Growwoo takes the fight into the clinch.
Growwoo blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Growwoo is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Skinner can do to turn this around?
Growwoo stalling the fight.
Growwoo prevents a body shot from Skinner.
The referee calls for Growwoo to work.

Growwoo's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Growwoo is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Skinner misses with a combination

and Growwoo holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Growwoo is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Remy Growwoo.
Growwoo doesn't manage to clinch there - Skinner circles away.
Remy Growwoo is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

Growwoo moves into range and clinches up with Skinner.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Growwoo crunches a lovely knee into Skinner's ribcage.
Burrhus Frederic Skinner has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Growwoo manages to break the clinch.

Growwoo moves into range and clinches up with Skinner.

And that's the end of the fight!
Remy Growwoo showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Growwoo has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:26
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Remy Growwoo!