PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Salad Fingers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hannibal Lecter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lecter has chosen Til I Collapse as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Fingers
vs
Lecter

225 cm
20
300 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

200 cm
21
300 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Rivers Edge Nutrition(Disciples of Pain)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Salad Fingers!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hannibal Lecter!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fingers tries a head kick but it misses.
Fingers throws a shot from downtown. Lecter moves away and avoids it.
Fingers on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Fingers throws a lazy right hand but Lecter sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lecter tests Fingers's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fingers takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Lecter uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fingers.
Fingers throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fingers throws an overhand right that lands on Lecter's shoulder, as Lecter tries to avoid the shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fingers throws an off balance right hand
and Lecter counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Salad Fingers has been cut.
A telegraphed right hand from Fingers misses the target.
Lecter works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A head kick misses from Fingers.
Salad Fingers seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fingers throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Lecter on the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lecter looks to land a combination but Fingers avoids it well.
Nice body punch from Lecter.
Lecter moves out of range of the body kick from Fingers.
Lecter misses with a wild body shot.
Fingers cracks Lecter with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fingers throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A left lands for Lecter.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fingers waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lecter.
A big right from Fingers misses.
Fingers throws out a loose jab but Lecter uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fingers scores with a kick to the body.
Fingers throws a lazy uppercut
and Lecter counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Fingers is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fingers misses with a straight left.
Fingers throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lecter avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lecter scores with a crisp jab that stopped Fingers in his tracks.

Fingers is rocked!
Lecter is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Fingers flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Fingers is out cold! Lecter holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hannibal Lecter!
Hannibal Lecter is the new super heavyweight champion!