PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Oscar Mayweather (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brenda Ta Ta Toothy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Brenda Ta Ta Toothy was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Mayweather
vs
Ta Ta Toothy

170 cm
26
159 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

170 cm
20
154 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

ADCC Champion
Brawler
Powerful

Hell's Kitchen Lab Corp
Hell's Kitchen Lab Corp

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Oscar Mayweather!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Brenda Ta Ta Toothy!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Franklyn Lucas and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mayweather looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Mayweather has closed the distance and engaged Ta Ta Toothy in a clinch.
Ta Ta Toothy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Ta Ta Toothy tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

Mayweather breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ta Ta Toothy shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Mayweather defends it nicely.

Mayweather drives through and clinches with Ta Ta Toothy against the cage.

Mayweather breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Horrible takedown by Ta Ta Toothy or perhaps it was just good defense by Mayweather which made him look bad.
Oscar Mayweather has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brenda Ta Ta Toothy.
Mayweather defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Ta Ta Toothy.
Mayweather connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Ta Ta Toothy's hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mayweather scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Mayweather lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Mayweather swinging wildly here.
Ta Ta Toothy throws a combination that misses
and Mayweather counters with a two punch combo.
Mayweather lands a nice shot that snaps Ta Ta Toothy's head back.
Mayweather moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Ta Ta Toothy tries for a takedown but Mayweather circles away easily
and Mayweather counters with a nice uppercut.

Mayweather drives through and clinches with Ta Ta Toothy against the cage.
Ta Ta Toothy goes for a takedown in the clinch but Mayweather prevents it.
Ta Ta Toothy jumps guard but Mayweather stands there with Ta Ta Toothy around his waist. Ta Ta Toothy gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Mayweather breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ta Ta Toothy has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ta Ta Toothy wants to clinch.
Ta Ta Toothy doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Mayweather counters with a three punch combo that has Ta Ta Toothy backing up. Ta Ta Toothy nods at Mayweather to acknowledge the strikes.
Ta Ta Toothy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Mayweather counters with a three punch combo that has Ta Ta Toothy backing up. Ta Ta Toothy nods at Mayweather to acknowledge the strikes.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Mayweather, as that shot connected.
Mayweather throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Mayweather catches Ta Ta Toothy with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A head kick by Ta Ta Toothy misses
and Mayweather counters with a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mayweather lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Mayweather looks to land a combination. Ta Ta Toothy sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Mayweather is working the combinations to good effect here.
Mayweather throws a one two combo.
A lazy left from Mayweather finds it's target.
Ta Ta Toothy is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Mayweather.

Ta Ta Toothy is rocked!
Mayweather avoids the head kick by Ta Ta Toothy.
Ta Ta Toothy closes the distance looking to clinch
and Mayweather counters with a stiff right hand.
Ta Ta Toothy is still on wobbly legs! Can Mayweather finish him?
A right-left combo lands from Mayweather.
Oscar Mayweather is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ta Ta Toothy takes a swing at Mayweather's ribcage but misses.
Ta Ta Toothy seems to have recovered his senses.
Ta Ta Toothy tries to clinch up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mayweather cracks Ta Ta Toothy with an open hand slap.
Mayweather moves out of range of the body kick.
Mayweather misses with a jab, cross combination.
Mayweather with a body punch. A glancing blow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mayweather lands the left hand.
Ta Ta Toothy shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Mayweather as he jumps to the side.
Ta Ta Toothy has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Ta Ta Toothy has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ta Ta Toothy closes the distance and clinches up with Mayweather, looking for a takedown. Ta Ta Toothy pushes Mayweather against the cage but Mayweather circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Mayweather jabs at Ta Ta Toothy's body.
Mayweather smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oscar Mayweather dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Mayweather uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Ta Ta Toothy has time to react.
Oscar Mayweather is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice uppercut lands for Mayweather. That snapped Ta Ta Toothy's head back.
Mayweather throws a right and a left that Ta Ta Toothy avoids nicely.
Ta Ta Toothy shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Mayweather but Mayweather pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Mayweather wants to clinch up but Ta Ta Toothy keeps it at a distance.
Ta Ta Toothy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Mayweather paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Ta Ta Toothy takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Horrible takedown by Ta Ta Toothy or perhaps it was just good defense by Mayweather which made him look bad.
Mayweather stuffs the takedown attempt from Ta Ta Toothy. Ta Ta Toothy gets slowly back to his feet.
Oscar Mayweather has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brenda Ta Ta Toothy.
Ta Ta Toothy misses with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mayweather throws a combination. Ta Ta Toothy tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Decent striking displayed by Mayweather there.
Mayweather lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Ta Ta Toothy backs up against the cage.
Ta Ta Toothy fails with a takedown attempt.
Mayweather swats away the attempt to clinch by Ta Ta Toothy.
Mayweather stuffs the takedown attempt from Ta Ta Toothy. Ta Ta Toothy gets slowly back to his feet.
Mayweather scores with a nice head shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ta Ta Toothy shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Mayweather but Mayweather pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Mayweather will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ta Ta Toothy tries a head kick but it misses.
Mayweather's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Mayweather duly obliges.
Ta Ta Toothy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Mayweather.
Mayweather dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ta Ta Toothy closes this distance looking for a takedown but Mayweather circles away.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Mayweather, as that shot connected.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mayweather lands a nice shot that snaps Ta Ta Toothy's head back.
Ta Ta Toothy tries to clinch there but Mayweather circles away.
Ta Ta Toothy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Mayweather keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Ta Ta Toothy is breathing heavily.
Mayweather scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Ta Ta Toothy takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Ta Ta Toothy walks into a straight right hand from Mayweather.
Ta Ta Toothy fails with a takedown attempt.
Ta Ta Toothy has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mayweather scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

Ta Ta Toothy gets tackled into the cage by Mayweather. Mayweather maintains the clinch.

Mayweather escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nice body punch from Mayweather.
Ta Ta Toothy shoots in but no luck this time.
Ta Ta Toothy misses with a leg kick
and Mayweather counters with a left and a right that stings Ta Ta Toothy.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ta Ta Toothy misses with a leg kick.
Ta Ta Toothy shoots in but no luck this time.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ta Ta Toothy closes the distance and clinches up with Mayweather, looking for a takedown. Ta Ta Toothy pushes Mayweather against the cage but Mayweather circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Mayweather lands a jab-cross combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oscar Mayweather dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Mayweather listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Ta Ta Toothy throws a head kick that misses.
Ta Ta Toothy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Mayweather counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ta Ta Toothy shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Mayweather as he avoids it easily.
Ta Ta Toothy is trying desperately to land a takedown but Mayweather is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Ta Ta Toothy.
Ta Ta Toothy takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Ta Ta Toothy shoots in looking for a takedown. Mayweather tries to sprawl out of it but Ta Ta Toothy keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Mayweather manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Mayweather jabs at Ta Ta Toothy's body.
Mayweather moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

Mayweather moves into the clinch.
Ta Ta Toothy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Mayweather pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Mayweather lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Mayweather digs a good hook to Ta Ta Toothy's body.
Mayweather lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Mayweather is looking to clinch.
Ta Ta Toothy tries for a takedown but Mayweather sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Oscar Mayweather has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brenda Ta Ta Toothy.
Ta Ta Toothy fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Mayweather avoids it really well and circles away.
Ta Ta Toothy closes the distance and clinches up with Mayweather, looking for a takedown. Ta Ta Toothy pushes Mayweather against the cage but Mayweather circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Mayweather pushes Ta Ta Toothy up against the cage in a clinch.
Ta Ta Toothy wants to get back to striking at distance but Mayweather won't allow it.

Ta Ta Toothy gets control of Mayweather's arms and successfully pulls guard. Ta Ta Toothy will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Ta Ta Toothy being controlled here, momentarily.
Mayweather would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Ta Ta Toothy looking to control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mayweather stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Ta Ta Toothy swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Ta Ta Toothy escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Mayweather gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Mayweather is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Mayweather is looking to stand up but Ta Ta Toothy won't let him.
Ta Ta Toothy wants to get back to his feet but Mayweather is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Mayweather tries to free his leg and advance position but Ta Ta Toothy is retaining full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

We're going to have a standup here because Oscar Mayweather wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Mayweather scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Ta Ta Toothy looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Mayweather is fending him off so far but Ta Ta Toothy persists. Nope, Mayweather circles away and we're back to standing.
Ta Ta Toothy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mayweather swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Mayweather listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Brenda Ta Ta Toothy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Left hook, right uppercut from Mayweather.
Mayweather tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mayweather throws a one two combo.
Mayweather throws a nice looking combination but Ta Ta Toothy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Brenda Ta Ta Toothy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mayweather lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Ta Ta Toothy backs up against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Oscar Mayweather showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Mayweather has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 30:27
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oscar Mayweather!