PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Stan TheMan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lorcan Collins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). TheMan's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Get Up Again. Stan TheMan has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

TheMan
vs
Collins

181 cm
22
163 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

172 cm
21
169 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Stan TheMan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Lorcan Collins!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, James Ackerman and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
TheMan takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
TheMan waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Collins.
TheMan throws an overhand right that lands on Collins's shoulder, as Collins tries to avoid the shot.
TheMan misses with a body punch
and Collins counters with a nice low kick that buckles TheMan's knee momentarily.
TheMan missing with a left hand there. Collins was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Collins throws a leg kick but TheMan moved away.
Stan TheMan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
TheMan misses with a hook. Collins ducked under it nicely.
TheMan lands a glancing blow to the side of Collins's head.
TheMan shoots in for a takedown but Collins shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
TheMan looks to score with a jab to the body but Collins is just out of range.
TheMan swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Collins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Collins ducks under a wild hook from TheMan.
TheMan slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Collins jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lorcan Collins is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
TheMan misses with a left hand
and Collins counters with a head kick.
TheMan avoids the head kick by Collins.
A telegraphed right hand from TheMan misses the target.
TheMan looks to land a left hand but Collins moved out of range nicely.
TheMan throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Collins stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Collins slips under a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
TheMan looks to score with a jab to the body but Collins is just out of range.
Collins avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Collins moves away from the strike by TheMan.
Collins tries a head kick but it misses.
Collins pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Collins slips a straight right by TheMan.

TheMan shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Collins is trying to defend but TheMan finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
TheMan is looking to advance position but Collins won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
TheMan throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
TheMan throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Collins is trying to defend against the ground and pound but TheMan scores with a couple of nice shots.
TheMan wants to control but Collins is keeping him busy.
TheMan wants to pass the guard but Collins is defending well.
TheMan is controlling the pace.
Collins wants to get back to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
TheMan works his way into full mount!
Collins tries to hold on but TheMan postures up.
TheMan landing strikes from the mount and Collins is in trouble!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
TheMan looking to control but Collins is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Stan TheMan dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Collins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Collins moves out of range as TheMan strikes.
TheMan throws a lazy right hand but Collins sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A left lands for TheMan.

Collins is rocked!
TheMan connects with a left and a right that sees a clearly hurt Collins covering up! TheMan comes in with a big uppercut and Collins goes doooown! He's slumped up against the cage, eyes staring blankly into space.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Stan TheMan!