PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kid Reefer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randy Moss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Reefer's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, smoke 2 joints. Moss has chosen Foo Fighters - Best of You as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!

Reefer
vs
Moss

188 cm
30
216 lbs
15 - 12 - 0

192 cm
25
210 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kid Reefer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Randy Moss!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Columbo Gatti and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moss walks into a jab.

It looks like Randy Moss has been cut.
Reefer misses with a looping left.
Reefer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Moss throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Moss throws a half hearted mid kick.
Moss lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Reefer lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Moss has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Moss and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Moss throws a head kick that misses.
Reefer misses the jab.
Moss shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Reefer defends it nicely.
Reefer misses with a hook.
Moss lands a nice leg kick that just misses Reefer's sensitive parts.
Moss lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Reefer blocks a head kick by Moss.
Reefer misses with a wild body shot.
Reefer looks to land a body kick but Moss moved away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moss keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Reefer scores with a sloppy right hand. Moss should have avoided that one.
Reefer takes a kick to the side of the head.
Moss drops his hands momentarily and Reefer takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Reefer scores with a punch to the head.
Moss lands a head kick!
Reefer looks to land a combination but Moss avoids it well.
Moss throws a head kick that misses.
Reefer fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Reefer misses with a looping right.
Moss throws a head kick but Reefer moves out of range.
Moss misses with a head kick.
Reefer avoids the head kick by Moss.
Moss throws a sloppy head kick and Reefer moves out of range easily.
Reefer displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Moss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reefer blocks a head kick by Moss.
Moss lands with a kick to the temple. Reefer shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Reefer blocks a head kick by Moss.
Reefer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Moss tries a head kick but it misses.
Randy Moss seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Moss looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Moss takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A big left from Reefer misses.
Moss uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Reefer.
Moss throws a head kick that misses.
Moss throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Moss throws a head kick but Reefer moves out of range.
Moss misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Moss fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Reefer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moss plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Reefer lands a slapping body shot.
Moss looks gassed!
Moss throws a sloppy head kick and Reefer moves out of range easily.
Reefer misses with a wild body shot.
Moss defending well as Reefer loads up on a big left hand.
Reefer blocks a leg kick.
Moss tries to move into range but Reefer moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Reefer throws a hook to the side of Moss's head but Moss sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Reefer takes a kick to the side of the head.
Moss ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Reefer lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Moss throws a half hearted mid kick.
Moss throws a sloppy head kick and Reefer moves out of range easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Reefer throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Moss on the side of the head.
Moss throws a head kick that misses.
Moss throws a head kick but Reefer moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Reefer scores with a one two! Moss had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Moss misses with a head kick.
Moss pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Moss tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Moss looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Moss moves away from the strike by Reefer.
Reefer moves out of range of the body kick.
Moss is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Reefer.

That has opened up Randy Moss's cut even more.
Moss steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Reefer.
A nice leg kick lands there from Moss.
Reefer misses with a few strikes there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Moss throws a head kick that misses.
Moss moves out of range as Reefer strikes.
Some bone on bone action there as Moss checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Moss avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kid Reefer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Randy Moss's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A combination from Reefer does no damage.
Moss moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Reefer avoids the head kick by Moss.
Moss misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Moss throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Reefer lands a lovely overhand right.
Moss lands a head kick. Reefer smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Moss feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Reefer's calf.
Kid Reefer is winning the standup battle so far.
No joy there for Reefer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Moss shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Moss lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Moss throws an overhand right that lands on Reefer's shoulder, as Reefer tries to avoid the shot.
Moss moves out of range as Reefer strikes.
Moss throws a head kick but Reefer moves out of range.
Reefer takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A head kick by Moss misses
and Reefer counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moss tries a head kick but it misses.
Moss is breathing heavily.
Moss scores with a nice head shot.
Moss throws a sloppy head kick and Reefer moves out of range easily.
Moss staying out of range there.
Moss throws a head kick but Reefer moves out of range.
Moss pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Reefer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Moss missing with a left hand there. Reefer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Reefer closes the distance and clinches up with Moss, looking for a takedown. Reefer pushes Moss against the cage but Moss circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Reefer throws a hook but Moss blocks it.
Moss misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Moss misses with a straight right.
A head kick from Moss lands but Reefer takes it in his stride.
Moss avoids a punch combination nicely.
Moss tries a head kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reefer connects with a good right hand that stumbles Moss. Moss circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Nice defenses there by Moss.
Moss blocks a head kick by Reefer.
Moss takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A head kick misses from Moss.
Moss gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Moss connects with a solid leg kick.
Reefer loads up on a big right hand but Moss slips the punch.
Moss ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A big right from Reefer misses.
Moss takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Moss misses with a straight left.
Moss scores with a kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reefer throws a right hand that Moss ducks under and follows up with a left that Moss also avoids with ease.
Moss pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Moss uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Reefer.
Moss tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Reefer avoids the head kick by Moss.
Moss ducks under a wild hook from Reefer.
Moss scores with a head kick. Reefer tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

Moss shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Moss was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Moss trying to control but Reefer is having none of it.
Reefer is desperately trying to get back to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Reefer swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Reefer is desperately trying to improve his position but Moss has a good base and remains in mount.
Reefer is working hard here to advance position.
Moss tries to control but Reefer wriggling away.
Reefer is trying desperately to improve position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Kid Reefer will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Randy Moss's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Reefer on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Moss misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Moss misses with a head kick.
Reefer is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Moss misses with a head kick.
Moss throws a head kick but Reefer moves out of range.
Moss throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A leg kick checked by Reefer.
Moss looks for the body kick but Reefer saw that one coming.
Reefer misses with a few strikes there.
Reefer blocks a head kick by Moss.
Moss slips under a jab.
Reefer misses with a looping right.
Moss scores with a head kick. Reefer tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Moss takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Moss shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Reefer as he avoids it easily.
A big right from Reefer misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Reefer blocks a head kick by Moss.
Moss ducks under a wild hook from Reefer.
Moss misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Moss lands with a kick to the temple. Reefer shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Moss on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Moss throws a head kick that misses.
Reefer missing with a left hand there. Moss was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A head kick misses from Moss.
Reefer throws a jab when Moss was well out of range.
Moss throws a head kick that misses.
Moss fails with the takedown.
Reefer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Moss.
Moss tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Reefer swivels and escapes.
Kid Reefer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Randy Moss.
Reefer avoids a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reefer lands a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Moss throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Moss moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

The cut above Randy Moss's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Good standup being displayed there by Reefer as he connects with a hook.
Moss fails with a takedown attempt.
Reefer paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A big right from Reefer misses.
Reefer lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

Moss is rocked!

Randy Moss's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Reefer avoids the head kick by Moss.
Moss is still on wobbly legs! Can Reefer finish him?
Moss uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Reefer.
Reefer cracks Moss with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kid Reefer!