PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyehate Condoms (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ive Nackershort (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Condoms comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. Nackershort has chosen call to prayer as his entrance music. Ive Nackershort has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Condoms
vs
Nackershort

188 cm
23
194 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

181 cm
30
195 lbs
18 - 11 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Eyehate Condoms!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Ive Nackershort!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Condoms bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Condoms throws an off balance right hand

and Nackershort counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Nackershort looking to pass the guard.
Nackershort looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Nackershort tries to free his leg and advance position but Condoms is retaining full guard.
Nackershort not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Nackershort's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

That's one minute gone in the round.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Ive Nackershort hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Condoms looks to land a left hand but Nackershort moved out of range nicely.
Condoms slaps away a takedown attempt from Nackershort, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Condoms throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nackershort tries to score a power double leg takedown but Condoms sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Nackershort somewhat.
Nackershort shoots for a takedown but Condoms saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Eyehate Condoms has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ive Nackershort.
Condoms scores with a body shot.
Condoms misses with a straight left.
Condoms swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Condoms throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Condoms throws a jab when Nackershort was well out of range.
Nackershort takes one to the side of the head.
Nackershort shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Condoms sprawls well. Condoms wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Nackershort gets slowly back to his feet.
Condoms lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Nackershort misses with a looping left.
Condoms attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Some wild striking there from Condoms.
Nackershort closes this distance looking for a takedown but Condoms circles away.
Condoms looks to score with a jab to the body but Nackershort is just out of range.
Nackershort takes one to the chin there.
Nackershort takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Condoms lands a nice looking body shot.
Condoms works over Nackershort's head and body with a nice combination.
Condoms takes a swing at Nackershort's ribcage but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nackershort drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Condoms dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Nackershort. That did some damage!
Condoms throws a right hand that misses
and Nackershort counters with a nice low kick that buckles Condoms's knee momentarily.
Condoms misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nackershort.
Condoms scores with a hook.
Nackershort takes a swing at Condoms's ribcage but misses.
Condoms tries to score with a low kick but Nackershort moves his leg out of the way.
Nackershort takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Nackershort shoots in but Condoms avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Nackershort throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Condoms waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Nackershort.
Nackershort walks into a jab.
Condoms scores with a push kick.
Nackershort fails with a takedown attempt.
Nackershort moves out of range of the strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Condoms swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Left hook, right uppercut from Condoms.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nackershort misses with a takedown attempt - Condoms sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Nackershort closes the distance and clinches up with Condoms, looking for a takedown. Nackershort pushes Condoms against the cage but Condoms circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Nackershort shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Condoms as he jumps to the side.
Nackershort keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Condoms lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Eyehate Condoms seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Condoms tries to land a front kick but Nackershort steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Condoms misses with a straight left.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Condoms misses the shot to the body.
Nackershort tries for a takedown but Condoms sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Condoms tries to work over Nackershort's front leg with a kick but Nackershort checks it.
Nackershort fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyehate Condoms dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Nackershort blocks a head kick by Condoms.
Condoms tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nackershort was well out of range. Poor timing from Condoms.
Condoms lands with a right hand.
Condoms ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Condoms pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Condoms waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Nackershort.
Condoms misses with a wild body shot.
A nice combination there by Condoms.
Nackershort shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Condoms as he jumps to the side.
Condoms uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Nackershort shoots for a double leg takedown but Condoms sprawls well. He's pushed Nackershort's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Condoms lands a head shot.
Nackershort uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Condoms.
Nackershort will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Condoms scores with a hook to the body. Nackershort takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nackershort fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Eyehate Condoms has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ive Nackershort.
Nackershort misses with a takedown attempt - Condoms sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Nackershort keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nackershort blocks a jab.
Condoms smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Condoms misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nackershort shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Condoms but Condoms pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Nackershort misses with a body shot.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Nackershort is defended easily by Condoms.
Nackershort is breathing heavily.
Nackershort displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Condoms throws out the jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Condoms clobbers Nackershort with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A chopping leg kick lands by Condoms.
Nackershort keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Condoms.
Condoms cracks Nackershort with an open hand slap.
Condoms misses the shot to the body.
Condoms lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Nackershort slips under a jab.
Condoms throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nackershort walks into a left hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nackershort moves out of range of the strikes.
Condoms fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Nackershort shoots in but Condoms avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Eyehate Condoms is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice sprawl there from Condoms as Nackershort shoots in.
A jab from Condoms misses.
Nackershort misses with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Condoms ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nackershort moves away.
Condoms throws a body punch but Nackershort moves out of range.
Condoms swings for the body but Nackershort moves out of range.
Condoms misses with a hook. Nackershort ducked under it nicely.
Nackershort is trying hard to land a takedown here. Condoms sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Condoms looks to score with a jab to the body but Nackershort is just out of range.
Condoms misses with a body shot.
Nackershort slips under a jab from Condoms.
Nackershort moves out of range as Condoms strikes.
Condoms tries to score with a low kick but Nackershort moves his leg out of the way.

Nackershort feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Nackershort trying to control but Condoms is working from the bottom.
Nackershort content to stall in guard here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nackershort looking to pass the guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Ive Nackershort.
Nackershort ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Condoms moves away.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Condoms, as that shot connected.
Condoms works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyehate Condoms dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Condoms just misses with a punch to the body.
Nackershort shoots in looking for a takedown. Condoms tries to sprawl out of it but Nackershort keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Condoms manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Condoms swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Condoms connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Nackershort is trying hard to land a takedown here. Condoms sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Condoms, right into the meat.
Condoms works over Nackershort's head and body with a nice combination.
Condoms throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Condoms throws a predictable looking body shot

and Nackershort counters with a takedown into side control.
Nackershort moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nackershort trying to control the position but Condoms is working away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Condoms is pushing Nackershort's head away, looking to escape. Nackershort manages to hold on to the position though.
Nackershort wants to control but Condoms is keeping him busy.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Nackershort controlling the position.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Ive Nackershort wasn't active enough on the ground.
Nackershort is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Condoms.
Ive Nackershort is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Condoms lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Nackershort circles away quickly and effectively.
Condoms misses the shot to the body.
Nackershort misses with a wild combination.
Nice uppercut there from Condoms.
Condoms looks to throw the jab but Nackershort is out of range.
Condoms lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Condoms is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Nackershort tries to score a power double leg takedown but Condoms sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Nackershort somewhat.
Eyehate Condoms has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ive Nackershort.
A nice combination there by Condoms.
Condoms looks to land a left hand but Nackershort moved out of range nicely.
Nice takedown defense from Condoms. No joy for Nackershort on that attempt.
Condoms ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Condoms just misses with a punch to the body.
Nackershort has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Condoms lands with a thumping leg kick.
Condoms throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Nackershort stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Nackershort takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Condoms takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Condoms scores with a jab to the head.
Condoms throws the left hand but Nackershort avoids the punch easily.
Condoms looks to score with a jab to the body but Nackershort is just out of range.
Condoms connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Nackershort displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Condoms throws out the jab.
A jab from Condoms does it's job there.
Condoms keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nackershort keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Condoms misses the body punch

so Nackershort counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nackershort slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Nackershort looking to pass the guard.
Ive Nackershort has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nackershort wants to control from the top but Condoms keeps moving.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Condoms goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nackershort shoots for a double leg takedown but Condoms sprawls well. He's pushed Nackershort's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Nackershort has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Condoms finds it's way round the side to connect with Nackershort's head.
Eyehate Condoms is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nackershort changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Condoms tries to avoid it but Nackershort manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Condoms to the ground. Condoms escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Condoms lands a nice shot that snaps Nackershort's head back.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Eyehate Condoms.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Condoms, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eyehate Condoms!