PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Truck The Icepick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes to the cage accompanied by Santana Ft Everlast - Put Your Lights On. Truck The Icepick has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Cartman
vs
The Icepick

170 cm
28
180 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

175 cm
23
170 lbs
16 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

XTREME PWNAGE
:: Happy Pills ::

MadDogs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Truck The Icepick!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Ren Mimura and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Icepick lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Cartman moves out of range as The Icepick strikes.
Cartman fails with the takedown.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Icepick scores with a punch to the head.
Cartman with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling The Icepick to score with a decent uppercut.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown but The Icepick shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Cartman scores with a push kick.
Cartman connects with the punch.
The Icepick throws a series of strikes that have Cartman backpedaling.
The Icepick throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cartman lands a nice leg kick that just misses The Icepick's sensitive parts.
Cartman connects with an inside leg kick.
Cartman throws a body punch but The Icepick moves out of range.
Cartman takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Cartman pivots, looking for a leg kick but The Icepick is out of range and Cartman settles back down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but The Icepick moved out of range nicely.
The Icepick throws a hook to the side of Cartman's head but Cartman sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cartman misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cartman avoids the body shot from The Icepick.
Cartman misses the jab.
The Icepick takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Cartman avoids the body shot from The Icepick.
Cartman closes this distance looking for a takedown but The Icepick circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cartman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Icepick checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Cartman dives in and grabs The Icepick's left leg, looking for a takedown. The Icepick pushes down on Cartman's head and hops out.
The Icepick swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cartman takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Icepick throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

Cartman looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for The Icepick!
Cartman scoring with strikes but The Icepick is staying in there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Icepick holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Cartman tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Cartman with shots to the head and body - The Icepick looks very uncomfortable down there.
Cartman looking to finish The Icepick with some ground and pound. This is bad for The Icepick!
Cartman scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Cartman dominating with strikes here.
Cartman loads up on a couple of big shots to the head that have The Icepick scrambling to escape. He can't get free though and several more unanswered shots from Cartman land to the head. The referee has no choice but to stop the fight. Cartman stands and salutes the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eric Cartman!
Eric Cartman retains his welterweight title!