PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mister Happypants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Josh Silver (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Happypants comes to the cage accompanied by Avenged Sevenfold-Nightmare. Mister Happypants is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Happypants
vs
Silver

210 cm
28
189 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

180 cm
19
196 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

ADCC Champion
Counter striker
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mister Happypants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Josh Silver!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Patrick Alders and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Silver gets tackled into the cage by Happypants. Happypants maintains the clinch.

Happypants breaks the clinch.
Silver misses with a right hand
and Happypants counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Happypants lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Happypants.
Happypants lands a body shot.
Silver takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Silver swings and misses with a shot to the body
letting Happypants counter with a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Silver shoots in for a takedown but Happypants shows good takedown defense.
Happypants jabs Silver to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Silver misses with a jab to the body
and Happypants counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silver misses with a right hand
and Happypants counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Silver misses with a shot to the body
and Happypants counters with a left to the body.
Silver looks gassed!
Silver takes one to the side of the head.

Happypants drops Silver with a nice combination! Happypants dives into Silver's guard, looking to finish!

Silver is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Happypants is pushing down on Silver's leg trying to pass to half guard. Silver is fighting to maintain full guard but Happypants has managed to sneak the leg through.
Silver is still in real trouble! Can Happypants finish him?

Happypants is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Silver defends it well.

Happypants is looking for a kimura but Silver is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Happypants to get the leverage.

Happypants is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Silver is just riding it out for now. Happypants eventually gives up the hold.
Silver seems to have recovered his senses.
Happypants wants to pass to mount but Silver is defending the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Happypants maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Silver could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Happypants has cracked it and Silver is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Happypants!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Mister Happypants!