PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jake Kilmster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roscoe P Coltrane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kilmster comes to the cage accompanied by Maylene & The Sons of Disaster - Darkest of Kin. Jake Kilmster has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Kilmster
vs
P Coltrane

175 cm
26
195 lbs
14 - 9 - 1

195 cm
24
190 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

GR Design - Elegance and Comfort (Made in Italy)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Jake Kilmster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Roscoe P Coltrane!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Marco Blurström and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kilmster keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts P Coltrane, as that shot connected.
P Coltrane scores with a body shot.
Kilmster moves away from the strike by P Coltrane.
Kilmster looks to score with a jab to the body but P Coltrane is just out of range.
P Coltrane thows a body shot but no joy.
Kilmster ducks down and throws a hook to the body but P Coltrane moves away.
Kilmster is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Kilmster with a nice cross.
P Coltrane scores with a nice head shot.
P Coltrane scores with a jab to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kilmster throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
P Coltrane avoids the body shot from Kilmster.
Kilmster ducks down and throws a hook to the body but P Coltrane moves away.
P Coltrane keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
P Coltrane throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kilmster stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A big left from P Coltrane misses.
P Coltrane ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kilmster moves away.
Kilmster throws a series of punches but P Coltrane moves out of range.
A nice combination there by P Coltrane.
P Coltrane lands the left hand.
Kilmster misses with the combination.
P Coltrane swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kilmster takes one to the chin there.
Kilmster moves into range and connects with a jab.
Kilmster showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from P Coltrane.
Kilmster throws a predictable looking body shot
and P Coltrane counters with a straight right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

P Coltrane darts in and clinches Kilmster up against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kilmster wants to break free but P Coltrane has control.
Kilmster has had enough of the clinch but P Coltrane keeps him there for the moment.

P Coltrane breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kilmster throws a shot from downtown. P Coltrane moves away and avoids it.
P Coltrane throws a shot to the body.
P Coltrane throws a body punch but Kilmster moves out of range.
Kilmster just misses with a punch to the body.
P Coltrane lands a jab to Kilmster's midsection.
Kilmster throws a right and a left that both miss.
P Coltrane takes a swing at Kilmster's ribcage but misses.
P Coltrane paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
P Coltrane avoids the body shot from Kilmster.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The fighters circling - P Coltrane throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
P Coltrane has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Kilmster will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kilmster connects with a looping right hand.
P Coltrane jabs Kilmster to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A looping hook to the body misses from P Coltrane. Kilmster does a little dance to reset his feet.
P Coltrane looks to score with a jab to the body but Kilmster is just out of range.
Kilmster scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
P Coltrane displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kilmster lands a head shot.
P Coltrane swings for the body but Kilmster moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane slips a straight right by Kilmster.
P Coltrane slips under a jab from Kilmster.
Kilmster swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kilmster takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
P Coltrane will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kilmster throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kilmster throws a right and a left that P Coltrane avoids nicely.
Kilmster's hands are dropping dangerously low here and P Coltrane connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Kilmster scrambles back to his feet.
Kilmster is looking to wear down P Coltrane with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
P Coltrane scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Kilmster stuffs the takedown attempt from P Coltrane. P Coltrane gets slowly back to his feet.
P Coltrane misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kilmster.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roscoe P Coltrane dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

P Coltrane keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

A momentary lapse in concentration from P Coltrane enables Kilmster to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. P Coltrane manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Kilmster won't allow P Coltrane to sweep him here.
Kilmster trying to control but P Coltrane is working from the bottom.

P Coltrane is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
P Coltrane looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Kilmster pushes down on P Coltrane's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Kilmster with the ground and pound but P Coltrane uses the opportunity to regain guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kilmster postures up.
Kilmster trying to control but P Coltrane is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
P Coltrane is adopting a defensive guard.
P Coltrane looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Kilmster trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Kilmster accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Kilmster pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. P Coltrane is keeping the position for now.
P Coltrane preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Kilmster keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of P Coltrane's head.
P Coltrane preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

P Coltrane is looking for a triangle but Kilmster pushes his legs off easily.
Kilmster has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Kilmster trying to control but P Coltrane is working from the bottom.
P Coltrane utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Kilmster stopping the sweep attempt from P Coltrane.
Kilmster might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Kilmster postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

P Coltrane is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Kilmster is aware though and is defending well.
Kilmster throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
P Coltrane lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Kilmster!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kilmster is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Kilmster regains half guard.
Kilmster works his way to full guard. Good work.

Kilmster looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
P Coltrane with a flurry of punches that miss.

Kilmster is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
P Coltrane trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Kilmster is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
P Coltrane throwing strikes from guard but Kilmster blocks nicely.
Kilmster trying to control the position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

P Coltrane got a little sloppy there for a moment and Kilmster has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, P Coltrane has managed to get both his arms back between Kilmster's legs - danger averted.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
P Coltrane postures up in Kilmster's guard and throws a big left but Kilmster blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jake Kilmster dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

P Coltrane avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kilmster dips to his left and cracks P Coltrane with an uppercut!
Kilmster shoots for a takedown but P Coltrane saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
P Coltrane shoots for a double leg takedown but Kilmster sprawls well. He's pushed P Coltrane's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
P Coltrane lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
P Coltrane with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Kilmster takes a swing at P Coltrane's ribcage but misses.
P Coltrane connects with a good right hand that stumbles Kilmster. Kilmster circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Kilmster swings for the body but P Coltrane moves out of range.
Danga de danga de dang - P Coltrane scores with a four punch combination!
Kilmster keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kilmster misses with a wild combination.
P Coltrane scores with a jab to the jaw.
P Coltrane is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kilmster ducks under a wild hook from P Coltrane.
Kilmster takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
P Coltrane shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Kilmster pinned against the cage. Kilmster gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
P Coltrane with a nice cross.
Kilmster swings and misses with a hook to the body.
P Coltrane getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Kilmster looks to score with a jab to the body but P Coltrane is just out of range.
P Coltrane misses with a double jab
and Kilmster counters with a straight right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane cracks Kilmster with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
P Coltrane scores with a jab. Kilmster acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
P Coltrane is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kilmster.
Kilmster swings away with a body shot that misses

and P Coltrane moves into the clinch.
Kilmster tries to break the clinch but P Coltrane is controlling the position.

Kilmster pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
P Coltrane throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Kilmster on the side of the head.
Roscoe P Coltrane seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A jab lands there for P Coltrane.
P Coltrane throws a right and a left that both miss.
The fighters circling - P Coltrane throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
P Coltrane cracks a nice hook into Kilmster's ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kilmster doesn't seem bothered though.
Kilmster throws a right and a left that both miss.
P Coltrane drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
P Coltrane throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
P Coltrane lands a jab to Kilmster's midsection.
P Coltrane keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
P Coltrane misses with a shot to the body
and Kilmster counters with a series of strikes. P Coltrane will be more careful next time no doubt.
P Coltrane's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Kilmster connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! P Coltrane scrambles back to his feet.
P Coltrane just misses with a punch to the body.
P Coltrane jabs Kilmster to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Kilmster scores with a hook to the body. P Coltrane takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane jabs Kilmster right on the nose. Kilmster blinks but takes it well.
Kilmster cracks a nice hook into P Coltrane's ribs.
P Coltrane's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and P Coltrane duly obliges.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kilmster swings and misses with a hook to the body.
P Coltrane keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Kilmster pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
P Coltrane just misses with a punch to the body.
Kilmster throws an uppercut from half a mile away. P Coltrane sees it coming and avoids it easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kilmster fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
P Coltrane tries to clinch but Kilmster moves out of range.

P Coltrane scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.

And that's the end of the fight!
Roscoe P Coltrane comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think P Coltrane has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 28:29
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Roscoe P Coltrane!