PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Pamela Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johann Joensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Joensen's choice of entrance music: Gasolina. Pamela Anderson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Johann Joensen's chin.

Anderson
vs
Joensen

182 cm
26
178 lbs
14 - 2 - 0

180 cm
28
182 lbs
13 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

{GTI} - HGH Nutrients
{GTI} - HGH Nutrients

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Pamela Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Johann Joensen!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Patrick Alders and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joensen connects with a good right hand that stumbles Anderson. Anderson circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Anderson staying out of range there.
Joensen throws a jab but it's blocked by Anderson.
Joensen attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Johann Joensen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Anderson has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Anderson there as he acknowledges the shot.
A jab from Joensen misses.
Joensen darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Joensen scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Joensen throws a series of punches but Anderson avoids them all with ease.
Joensen tries to close the distance and clinch up but Anderson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Anderson lunges at Joensen with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Joensen's hand.
Joensen looks to throw the jab but Anderson is out of range.
Joensen takes a jab right on the kisser.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Joensen throws a sloppy head kick and Anderson moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joensen scores with a crisp jab that stopped Anderson in his tracks.
Joensen takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Anderson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Joensen.
Anderson avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Sloppy strikes from Joensen. Those never looked like landing.
Joensen takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Anderson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A low kick from Joensen is predictable there
and Anderson counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Nice body kick from Joensen.
Joensen wants to clinch up but Anderson keeps it at a distance.
Joensen fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Joensen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Anderson was well out of range. Poor timing from Joensen.
Joensen looks to clinch
and Anderson counters with a stiff right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Joensen has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Anderson.
Joensen misses with a kick to the body.
Joensen has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Anderson.
A nice leg kick lands there from Anderson.
Anderson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Joensen misses with a looping left.
Joensen scores with a leg kick.
Anderson is looking to slow Joensen down with leg kicks.
Anderson fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Joensen checks it well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson staying out of range there.
Joensen throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Anderson on the side of the head.
Joensen misses with a looping right.
Joensen misses with a head kick.
Joensen looks to clinch
and Anderson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Joensen throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Anderson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice defenses there by Anderson.
Joensen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Joensen misses with a jab, cross combination.
Good leg kick by Anderson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Joensen looks gassed!
Joensen misses with a double jab
and Anderson counters with an inside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from Joensen. Those never looked like landing.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Anderson.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Joensen looks to move to half guard but instead Anderson has passed into mount! Damn!
Anderson lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
BOOM! Anderson connects with a massive shot to the dome!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Joensen is looking to get to half guard.
Anderson cracks Joensen with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Pamela Anderson will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Joensen misses with a right hand
and Anderson counters with a thumping low kick.
Joensen buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Joensen misses with a hook
and Anderson counters with a leg kick.
Joensen throws a series of punches but Anderson moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Joensen. Those never looked like landing.
Johann Joensen seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Joensen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice takedown defense from Anderson. No joy for Joensen on that attempt.
Anderson lands a nice leg kick that just misses Joensen's sensitive parts.
Anderson avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Joensen is breathing heavily.
Anderson scoring well with a low kick there.
Anderson connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Joensen's hands.

It looks like Johann Joensen has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Anderson slips a jab from Joensen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson feints and then cracks Joensen's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Joensen down.
Anderson lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A jab from Joensen misses.
Anderson buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Joensen moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Joensen's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A good leg kick by Anderson.
Anderson throws a sloppy head kick and Joensen moves out of range easily.
Anderson shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Joensen avoids the body shot from Anderson.

Anderson lands a big head kick that sends Joensen tumbling to the mat! Anderson takes a step backwards and waves Joensen back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Joensen is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Joensen on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Anderson. Anderson obviously looking to wear him down.
Joensen is still on wobbly legs! Can Anderson finish him?
Joensen misses with a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Anderson shoots in and gets a takedown into Joensen's guard.
Anderson sitting in guard, not really doing much.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Anderson is looking to work some ground and pound but Joensen has wrist control.
Anderson looking to pass the guard.
Joensen being controlled here, momentarily.
Joensen seems to have recovered his senses.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Anderson trying to control but Joensen is working from the bottom.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Pamela Anderson.
Anderson tries to score with a low kick but Joensen moves his leg out of the way.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson misses with a low kick.
Good shot there by Anderson.
Anderson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Anderson throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Joensen throws a sloppy head kick and Anderson moves out of range easily.
Joensen just misses with a punch to the body.
Anderson misses with a kick to the body.
Joensen misses with a head kick.
Joensen throws a right hand that misses
and Anderson counters with a low kick, right behind Joensen 's knee.
Joensen misses with a few strikes there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Joensen tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Joensen throws a lazy body kick
and Anderson counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Joensen throws a leg kick that is checked
and Anderson counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Anderson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Joensen.
Anderson throws a sloppy head kick and Joensen moves out of range easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Joensen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A slapping leg kick lands for Anderson.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Anderson throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Joensen was covering up waiting for the punch and Anderson finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Anderson's corner is telling him to maintain position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pamela Anderson dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Johann Joensen's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Anderson scores with a head kick. Joensen tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Anderson bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Joensen throws a looping overhand right but Anderson ducks down to avoid it.
Joensen steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Anderson. That one must have hurt.
Anderson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Joensen.
Joensen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Anderson.
Joensen blocks a leg kick.
Anderson shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Joensen sprawls well. Joensen wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Anderson gets slowly back to his feet.
Joensen takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Anderson feints a jab promting Joensen to slip. Anderson then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Joensen slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Joensen tries to clinch but Anderson is having none of it.
Anderson blocks a head kick by Joensen.
Joensen misses with a left hand
and Anderson makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Joensen misses the jab.
Joensen swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Joensen is trying hard to land a takedown here. Anderson sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Joensen throws a lazy right hand but Anderson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

Anderson manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Joensen on his heels. He'll look to pass Joensen's guard now, I'm sure.
Johann Joensen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Joensen looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Anderson puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Anderson uses his free foot to push down on Joensen's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Joensen.
Anderson lands with some strikes.
Anderson content just to control the position here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Anderson unloads with some shots from mount but Joensen bucks and avoids them well.
Anderson lands with some strikes.
Joensen is bucking up trying to escape but Anderson cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joensen is trying desperately to improve position.
Joensen squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Anderson looking to control but Joensen is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Anderson controlling the position easily from mount.
Anderson scores with a couple of good head shots there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anderson controlling the pace for now.
Anderson trying to control but Joensen is having none of it.
Joensen tries to hold on but Anderson pushes him away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Anderson trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Joensen is wriggling around trying to escape.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pamela Anderson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Anderson has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 30:28
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pamela Anderson!