PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Narcaleptic Arlovski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tubo Lard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Arlovski
vs
Lard

219 cm
21
206 lbs
2 - 7 - 0

197 cm
21
223 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

HeavyWeight Designs

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Narcaleptic Arlovski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tubo Lard!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lard throws a solid leg kick but Arlovski takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Lard.
Narcaleptic Arlovski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lard moves in looking to clinch but Arlovski pushes him off.
Arlovski swats away the attempt to clinch by Lard.
Arlovski throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Arlovski misses with a few strikes there.
Donk. Arlovski catches Lard right on the button with a cross.
Arlovski misses with a leg kick
and Lard counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Lard throws a sloppy head kick and Arlovski moves out of range easily.
Arlovski misses with a wild body shot.
Arlovski fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Arlovski misses with a low kick as Lard jumps back.
Lard dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Arlovski. That did some damage!
Lard is looking to clinch.
Arlovski misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lard throws a head kick but Arlovski moves out of range.
Lard throws a good cross that connects.

It looks like Narcaleptic Arlovski has been cut.
Arlovski really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Lard throws a head kick but Arlovski moves out of range.
Lard tries to clinch but Arlovski is having none of it.
Arlovski steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lard.
Arlovski lands with a nice body punch.
Arlovski throws a head kick but Lard moves out of range.
Arlovski throws a head kick that misses
letting Lard counter with a right hand.
Nice uppercut lands for Arlovski. That snapped Lard's head back.
Arlovski buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Lard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Arlovski moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lard swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Arlovski counter with a right hand.
Arlovski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Arlovski gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Lard counters with an outside leg kick.
Lard blocks the body kick.
Lard with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Lard doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Arlovski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Arlovski moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Arlovski is breathing heavily.

Lard takes the fight into the clinch.

Lard escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Lard missing with a left hand there. Arlovski was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Lard tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Arlovski throws a right and a left that Lard avoids nicely.
Lard throws a hook but Arlovski avoids it easily.
Jab from Lard.
A lazy body kick from Arlovski
and Lard cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Lard.
Arlovski slips a straight right by Lard.
Arlovski scores with a nice body kick.
Lard smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Lard tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Arlovski will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Arlovski throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Arlovski misses with a low kick.
Tubo Lard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lard lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Lard throws a right and a left that Arlovski avoids nicely.
Arlovski moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Arlovski.
Arlovski tries to clinch up but Lard circles away and keeps his distance.
A nice combination there by Arlovski.
No joy there for Arlovski, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Arlovski tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lard swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Arlovski moves into range and connects with a jab.
Lard throws a hook but Arlovski blocks it.
Lard lands an overhand right.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tubo Lard dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Narcaleptic Arlovski's cut.
That's time! Arlovski's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Arlovski tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lard throws a wild body kick that Arlovski sees coming a mile off.
Lard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

Lard moves into range and clinches up with Arlovski.

Lard breaks from the clinch.
Arlovski tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Arlovski throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Lard throws a solid leg kick but Arlovski takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Lard.
Arlovski throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Arlovski misses with a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Lard throws the left hand but Arlovski avoids the punch easily.
Arlovski tries a low kick but Lard avoids it.
Arlovski staying out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Arlovski tries a head kick but it misses.
Arlovski is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Lard scores with a three punch combo!
Arlovski with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Arlovski looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Lard tries to close the distance and clinch up but Arlovski swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Lard moves into the clinch successfully.
Lard softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Lard blocking some punches.
Lard blocks a body shot from Arlovski.
Lard lands a nice uppercut.
Lard lands an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lard lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Arlovski is rocked!
Lard creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Arlovski's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Arlovski drops to his knees and Lard pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tubo Lard!