PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Taken Ya Down (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Friedrich Nietzsche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nietzsche is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Heartbeats. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Friedrich Nietzsche was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Ya Down
vs
Nietzsche

190 cm
26
201 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

190 cm
22
195 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Taken Ya Down!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Friedrich Nietzsche!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Steve Smith and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ya Down looks to score with a jab to the body but Nietzsche is just out of range.
Ya Down throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Nietzsche stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Nietzsche wants to clinch.
Nietzsche ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Nietzsche looks to score with a jab to the body but Ya Down is just out of range.
Ya Down misses with an uppercut
and Nietzsche counters with a nice body shot.
Nietzsche throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nietzsche takes a swing at Ya Down's ribcage but misses.
Ya Down moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Ya Down scores with a jab. Nietzsche acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Ya Down jabs at Nietzsche's body.
Nietzsche tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Nietzsche forces Ya Down back against the cage and clinches.
Ya Down is trying to drag Nietzsche to the mat but Nietzsche just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Ya Down prevents a body shot from Nietzsche.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nietzsche tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Ya Down misses with a punch on the inside.
Nietzsche tries to land knees in the clinch but Ya Down avoids the damage to the body.
Nietzsche can't get the takedown.
Nietzsche holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Ya Down can't find room to land a body shot as Nietzsche controls the action.

Nietzsche works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Nietzsche content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Nietzsche loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Nietzsche throwing strikes from guard but Ya Down blocks nicely.
Nietzsche trying to control but Ya Down is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nietzsche loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Nietzsche wants to control from the top but Ya Down keeps moving.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nietzsche connects with a couple of short punches.
Nietzsche slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

Ya Down looking for a triangle here. Nietzsche is fighting it but it looks tight! Ya Down pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Nietzsche is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Taken Ya Down!