PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Homo Seksuaali (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Justin Eaton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Homo Seksuaali has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Seksuaali
vs
Eaton

200 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

225 cm
23
206 lbs
1 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Homo Seksuaali!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Justin Eaton!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Johanna Lukiainen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seksuaali blocks a head kick by Eaton.

Eaton has managed to clinch.
Seksuaali can't break the clinch.
Eaton with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Eaton with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Eaton using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Seksuaali has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Eaton tries a knee to the head but Seksuaali blocks it.
Eaton with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Eaton prevents Seksuaali from breaking the clinch.
Eaton with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Eaton throws a knee to the head but misses.
Eaton keeps control of Seksuaali as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Eaton keeps control of Seksuaali as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Seksuaali looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Eaton is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Seksuaali has had enough of the clinch but Eaton keeps him there for the moment.
A frustrated look appears on Seksuaali's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Seksuaali has had enough of the clinch but Eaton keeps him there for the moment.
Eaton with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Seksuaali is trying to break free.
Eaton with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Eaton tries to land a knee to the head but Seksuaali blocks with his arms.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seksuaali has had enough of the clinch but Eaton keeps him there for the moment.
Seksuaali is trying to force a seperation but Eaton has the dominant position.
Eaton misses with a knee to the head.
Seksuaali is trying to break the clinch but Eaton has him pressed against the cage.
Seksuaali lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Seksuaali tries to break free but Eaton pushes him back against the cage.
Eaton with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Eaton looks gassed!
Eaton misses with a knee strike.
Seksuaali is trying to break the clinch but Eaton has him pressed against the cage.
Seksuaali is looking to break free of the clinch but Eaton has double underhooks.
Seksuaali wants to break free but Eaton has control.
Seksuaali has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Eaton prevents Seksuaali from breaking the clinch.
Eaton misses with a knee strike.
Seksuaali tries to break free but Eaton pushes him back against the cage.
Eaton tries to land a knee to the head but Seksuaali blocks with his arms.
A hook to the body from Seksuaali.
Seksuaali scores with a shoulder strike.
A frustrated look appears on Seksuaali's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Seksuaali wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Seksuaali has had enough of the clinch but Eaton keeps him there for the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seksuaali lands a right hand that snaps the head of Eaton backwards.
Eaton using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Seksuaali has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Seksuaali looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Seksuaali tries to break the clinch but Eaton is controlling the position.
Seksuaali is trying to push Eaton away but Eaton has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Seksuaali tries to circle away but Eaton has him pinned against the cage.
Seksuaali lands a right hand.
Seksuaali is trying to break the clinch but Eaton is controlling him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Seksuaali wants to break free but Eaton has control.
Eaton using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Seksuaali has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Eaton misses with a knee to the head.
Seksuaali can't break the clinch.
Seksuaali is trying to push Eaton away but Eaton has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Good body shot from Seksuaali.
Seksuaali lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Seksuaali breaks the clinch.
Seksuaali jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Eaton throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eaton tries to clinch but fails miserably
letting Seksuaali counter with a right hand.
Eaton on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Eaton.
Seksuaali lands with a straight right. Eaton didn't see that one coming.
Seksuaali with a hook.
Nice shot by Seksuaali.
A head kick misses from Eaton.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seksuaali thuds his right hand into Eaton's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Eaton with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Seksuaali to score with a decent uppercut.
Eaton tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Seksuaali cracks Eaton with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Seksuaali sizes up Eaton with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Seksuaali lands a glancing blow to the side of Eaton's head.
Eaton lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Seksuaali circles away quickly and effectively.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Eaton fails with the takedown.
Justin Eaton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab lands there for Seksuaali.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Homo Seksuaali dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Homo Seksuaali's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Eaton takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Eaton moves out of range as Seksuaali strikes.
Eaton defending well as Seksuaali loads up on a big left hand.
Eaton takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Eaton darts in trying to clinch
and Seksuaali counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Seksuaali is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Seksuaali takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Seksuaali lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Eaton is trying hard to land a takedown here. Seksuaali sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Eaton looking to score a takedown here. Seksuaali is defending well but Eaton drives through and ends up in Seksuaali's guard.
Eatonis looking to pass into half guard but Seksuaali pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Seksuaali is in guard.
Seksuaali might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Eaton is breathing heavily.

Seksuaali gets to his feet. Eaton looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Homo Seksuaali is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fight stays on the outside here - Eaton looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Eaton displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Seksuaali throws out the jab.
Eaton is trying hard to land a takedown here. Seksuaali sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Eaton will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Homo Seksuaali has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Justin Eaton.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Seksuaali.
Eaton shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Seksuaali but Seksuaali pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Seksuaali lands a nice shot that snaps Eaton's head back.
Seksuaali throws out a powerful jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Eaton takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Seksuaali cracks Eaton with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Eaton blocks a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seksuaali misses with a hook. Eaton ducked under it nicely.
Eaton looks to clinch
enabling Seksuaali to counter with a crisp jab.
Seksuaali scores with a jab to the head.
Eaton uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Seksuaali.
No luck for Eaton with that takedown attempt.
Eaton ducks right into an uppercut from Seksuaali.
Eaton tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Seksuaali paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Eaton needs to keep his hands up - Seksuaali had a free shot at his head there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Eaton staying out of range there.
Eaton drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Eaton misses with a low kick as Seksuaali jumps back.
Eaton shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Seksuaali defends it nicely.
Seksuaali lands a glancing blow to the side of Eaton's head.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Eaton looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Homo Seksuaali dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Homo Seksuaali's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Seksuaali scores with a decent looking hook.
Seksuaali's corner calls for a 1-2. Seksuaali obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Eaton misses with a body punch
enabling Seksuaali to counter with a crisp jab.
Eaton takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Eaton misses with a jab, cross combination.
Seksuaali leaves Eaton with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Eaton throws a push kick but Seksuaali slaps the foot to one side.
Eaton takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Eaton drops his hands momentarily and Seksuaali takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Homo Seksuaali is winning the standup battle so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Eaton fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Eaton misses the body punch
and Seksuaali counters with a stiff right hand.
Eaton ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Eaton closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

Eaton gets a double leg takedown into Seksuaali's guard.
Seksuaali has his hands on Eaton's head, controlling the position.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Seksuaali preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eaton trying to control but Seksuaali is working from the bottom.

We're going to have a standup here because Homo Seksuaali wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Seksuaali connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Seksuaali throws a hook to the side of Eaton's head but Eaton sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Seksuaali fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Eaton shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Seksuaali but Seksuaali pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Homo Seksuaali has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Justin Eaton.
Eaton throws a left and a right that both miss
and Seksuaali counters with a stiff right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Eaton 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Seksuaali throws a jab when Eaton was well out of range.
Eaton drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Eaton has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Seksuaali cracks Eaton with a right hand to the side of the head.
Eaton on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Seksuaali waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Eaton.
Eaton looks to clinch
and Eaton takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Seksuaali, as that shot connected.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seksuaali fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Seksuaali throws a hook but Eaton avoids it easily.
Seksuaali misses the jab.
Eaton will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Eaton moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Seksuaali works the jab nicely.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Seksuaali fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Eaton on the side of the head.
A swing and a miss from Seksuaali.

And that's the end of the fight!
Homo Seksuaali showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Seksuaali, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Homo Seksuaali!