PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Pedo Bear (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bill Kill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pedo Bear is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Bear
vs
Kill

185 cm
21
140 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

175 cm
24
140 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pedo Bear!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bill Kill!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Bruno Hogan and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bear scores with a takedown into Kill's guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.

Kill is looking for a triangle but Bear pushes his legs off easily.

Kill looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Bear really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Kill has an active guard here but Bear has managed to pass into half guard.
Bear thows a big elbow that misses, also allowing Kill to regain full guard.
Kill throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.

Kill escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Bear gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kill is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Bear defends well.
Kill wants to stand up but Bear is controlling him.
Bear engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Bear thows a big elbow that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kill keeping moving, preventing Bear from controlling successfully.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Bear working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

Bear drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Kill dives on top into guard.

Bear is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Bear is breathing heavily.
Kill is looking to stand up but Bear won't let him.
Kill passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Kill looks up at the clock and then as Bear takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Kill smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Kill stands up and beckons Bear to his feet.
Good leg kick by Kill there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bear dodges the punch combination from Kill.
Kill swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Bear counters with a nice double leg into side control. Kill won't be happy with that.

Bear is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Kill knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Kill pushes Bear away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Bear gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Kill tries to buck Bear off but Bear is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bear working the ground and pound but Kill is defending the strikes.
Kill is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Bear has just dragged him back down to the mat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bear advances to full mount.
Kill is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Kill regains half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Bear is trying to work for a kimura but Kill is defending well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Bill Kill will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Kill lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

It looks like Pedo Bear has been cut.
Kill throws a series of punches but Bear avoids them all with ease.
Kill misses with a two punch combination.
Kill looks to land a combination but Bear avoids it well.
Kill tries to land a leg kick but Bear saw it coming and moves away.
Kill throws a combination. Bear tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

Bear is rocked!
Bear closes the distance looking to clinch
and Kill counters with a right hand from hell and Bear is out cold! A vicious knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bill Kill!