PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bitis Gabonica (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Grammy Married Sokojuice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gabonica kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Reptile by Skrillex. Sokojuice has chosen DEATH - Spirit Crusher as his entrance music. Grammy Married Sokojuice is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Gabonica
vs
Married Sokojuice

198 cm
21
300 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

186 cm
22
236 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
KO power

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

PR1ME Designs

Russian Top Team Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bitis Gabonica!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Grammy Married Sokojuice!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Winston Howard and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gabonica showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sokojuice.
Gabonica fails with the takedown.
Sokojuice connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Gabonica tries to land a leg kick but Sokojuice saw it coming and moves away.
Sokojuice misses with a series of wild punches.
Bitis Gabonica seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gabonica throws a head kick that misses.
Sokojuice looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Sokojuice avoids the head kick by Gabonica.
Gabonica misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gabonica fails to land the takedown.
Gabonica slips a jab from Sokojuice.
Sokojuice throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sokojuice moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Bitis Gabonica has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gabonica throws a push kick but Sokojuice slaps the foot to one side.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Gabonica.
Gabonica throws the kick towards the body but Sokojuice avoids it.
Gabonica looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Sokojuice defending well as Gabonica loads up on a big left hand.
Gabonica on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Gabonica shoots in for a double leg but Sokojuice sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bitis Gabonica. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gabonica circles away from the clinch attempt.
Sokojuice lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gabonica jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A slow jab from Gabonica misses its intended target.
Gabonica throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A swing and a miss from Gabonica.
Sokojuice fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Gabonica gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Sokojuice.
Gabonica dodges the punch combination from Sokojuice.
Gabonica lets loose with a powerful body kick. Sokojuice will feel that in the morning.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Gabonica has taken the fight to the clinch.

Sokojuice breaks the clinch.
Gabonica pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gabonica pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Sokojuice attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Sokojuice misses with a low kick as Gabonica jumps back.

Sokojuice moves into the clinch.

Gabonica breaks from the clinch.
Sokojuice lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Grammy Married Sokojuice is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sokojuice moves out of range as Gabonica throws a body kick.
Sokojuice motions for Gabonica to come forward. Sokojuice throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Sokojuice takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

Gabonica is rocked!
Sokojuice fails with an attempt to clinch.
A head kick misses from Gabonica.
Gabonica misses with a straight right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gabonica lands a head kick. Sokojuice smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Sokojuice swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sokojuice tries a head kick but it misses.
Sokojuice rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Gabonica moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Sokojuice doesn't manage to clinch there - Gabonica circles away.
Gabonica attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Gabonica misses with a body kick.
Sokojuice looks to land a combination. Gabonica sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Donk. Gabonica catches Sokojuice right on the button with a cross.
Sokojuice misses with a double jab.
Sokojuice tries to close the distance and clinch up but Gabonica swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Gabonica fails with an attempt to clinch.
Sokojuice rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Gabonica moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sokojuice throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Sokojuice throws a body punch but Gabonica moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gabonica looks to land a body kick but Sokojuice moved away.
Gabonica slips a jab and a cross from Sokojuice.

Gabonica shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Sokojuice manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Sokojuice working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Gabonica.
Sokojuice keeping full guard, as Gabonica tries to pass.
Gabonica has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Gabonica loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Gabonica throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Sokojuice works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Sokojuice can do anything to dispel that myth.
Sokojuice manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Gabonica manages to get himself to full guard.
Gabonica looking for a sweep. Not yet Gabonica, not yet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sokojuice trying to control but Gabonica is working from the bottom.
Sokojuice makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Grammy Married Sokojuice dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bitis Gabonica's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Sokojuice avoids a kick to the body.

Gabonica drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Gabonica working the head with strikes.
Sokojuice can't do much from the bottom here.
Sokojuice tries to improve position but can't.
Gabonica throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Sokojuice is pushing Gabonica's head away, looking to escape. Gabonica manages to hold on to the position though.
Gabonica working the head and body with strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Gabonica tries for a kimura but Sokojuice is defending well.
Gabonica trying to control the action but Sokojuice is working from the bottom.
Gabonica working the head and body with strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sokojuice tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Gabonica wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Gabonica in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.

Sokojuice explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Sokojuice avoids a kick to the body.
Sokojuice fails to land with a series of punches.
Sokojuice pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Sokojuice on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Gabonica swings widly with a right hand
and Sokojuice counters with a three punch combo that has Gabonica backing up. Gabonica nods at Sokojuice to acknowledge the strikes.
Sokojuice checks a low kick from Gabonica.
Sokojuice stuffs the takedown.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
No joy there for Sokojuice, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Gabonica tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gabonica slips a jab and a cross from Sokojuice.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gabonica cracks the inside of Sokojuice's front leg.
A clash of legs there as Sokojuice blocks the low kick.
Sokojuice swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A nice combination there by Sokojuice.
Gabonica misses with an uppercut. Sokojuice saw that one coming.
Gabonica moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Sokojuice lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Gabonica at a distance.
Sokojuice avoids the head kick by Gabonica.
Gabonica on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Gabonica looks for a takedown but Sokojuice sprawls well.
Sokojuice ducks under a wild hook from Gabonica.
Gabonica uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sokojuice.
Grammy Married Sokojuice seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Gabonica pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sokojuice swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Gabonica.
Sokojuice works over Gabonica's head and body with a nice combination.
Gabonica tries to close the distance and clinch but Sokojuice swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sokojuice tries to close the distance and clinch up but Gabonica swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Gabonica will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Gabonica showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sokojuice.
Gabonica throws a predictable looking body shot
and Sokojuice cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Gabonica has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Sokojuice finds it's way round the side to connect with Gabonica's head.
Oh Gabonica is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sokojuice misses with a double jab.
Gabonica fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sokojuice manages to avoid it.
Sokojuice slips a straight right by Gabonica.
Gabonica seems to have got his legs back now.
Sokojuice dances in with a quick combination. Gabonica is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Sokojuice snaps Gabonica's head back. Gabonica stumbles backwards against the cage. Sokojuice steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Gabonica's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Gabonica just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Grammy Married Sokojuice!
Grammy Married Sokojuice is the new super heavyweight champion!