PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kyle Kellly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ledil Kuch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Kellly might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to MDC-John Wayne Was A Nazi. Kuch is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Bob Seger - Turn the Page. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Kellly
vs
Kuch

195 cm
28
210 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

188 cm
28
210 lbs
14 - 1 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kyle Kellly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ledil Kuch!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Albert Achterberg and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A solid body kick from Kellly.
Kuch blocks a head kick by Kellly.
Kellly scores with a jab.

It looks like Ledil Kuch has been cut.
Kuch looks for the body kick but Kellly saw that one coming.
Kuch tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kellly throws a series of punches but Kuch moves out of range.
Kellly feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kuchs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Kellly throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kellly ducks under a wild hook from Kuch.
Kellly cracks the inside of Kuch's front leg.
Kellly jabs at Kuch's body.
Kellly fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kuch tries to land a front kick but Kellly steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Kuch misses with the combination.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kellly.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Kuch. Kellly shrugs it off though.
Kellly takes a swing at Kuch's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick from Kuch misses
and Kuch takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kellly wants to clinch.
Kellly checks a leg kick nicely.
Nice jab there from Kuch.
Kuch tests Kellly's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Kellly lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Kellly, right into the meat.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Kellly gets a clinch.

Kellly pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kuch lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Kuch throws a jab but it's blocked by Kellly.
Kuch throws a sloppy head kick
and Kellly counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Kuch uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kellly.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kuch throws a leg kick that is checked
and Kellly cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kuch takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Kellly is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Kuch looks gassed!
Kuch swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jab, jab by Kellly - just one landing.
Kellly goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Kellly takes a swing at Kuch's ribcage but misses.
Kellly scores with a nice body kick.
Kuch lands a high kick!
Kellly throws a sloppy head kick and Kuch moves out of range easily.
Kellly avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kellly lands a nice looking body kick.
Kellly throws a sloppy head kick
and Kuch counters with an inside leg kick.
Kellly throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kellly keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Kuch takes one to the side of the head.

That has opened up Ledil Kuch's cut even more.
Kellly digs a good body shot into Kuch's ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kuch takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Kellly looks to land a combination but Kuch avoids it well.
Kellly moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Kellly fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kuch throws a lazy head kick
and Kellly counters with a body kick that stops Kuch in his tracks momentarily.
Kuch throws a combination that misses
and Kellly counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kellly catches Kuch with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

Kuch is rocked!
Kuch walks into a stiff left hand from Kellly.
Kuch is still on wobbly legs! Can Kellly finish him?
Kuch motions for Kellly to come forward. Kuch throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kuch wants to stay close but Kellly steps back to make room for something. Kuch seems frozen to the spot and bam! huge swing of the leg from Kellly and Kuch drops like he has been shot! A huge head kick and it's all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kyle Kellly!