PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hachi Roku (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nisse Pisse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Roku comes into the arena with m.o.v.e / DOGFIGHT blaring out of the sound system. Nisse Pisse has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Roku
vs
Pisse

193 cm
23
217 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

180 cm
22
205 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Perkele!
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hachi Roku!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nisse Pisse!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, David Schapiro and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Roku.
Pisse misses with a low kick.
Roku just misses with a punch to the body.
Roku swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Nice straight punches there by Roku. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Roku.
Roku just misses with a punch to the body.
Roku on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Roku throws a poor cross that misses
and Pisse counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Pisse shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Pisse keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Roku.
Pisse lands a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Roku lands a jab-cross combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisse does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Pisse moves out of range as Roku strikes.
Roku ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Pisse throws a combination that misses
and Roku counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Pisse misses with a low kick as Roku jumps back.
Roku throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pisse sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A decent looking cross lands there for Roku.
Roku throws a big shot that misses.
Pisse throws a solid leg kick but Roku takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Pisse.
Pisse is looking to slow Roku down with leg kicks.
Pisse tries to bum rush Roku with a series of wild strikes but Roku uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Roku walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pisse lands with a nice body punch.
Pisse paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Roku rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pisse counters with an outside leg kick.
Roku swinging wildly here.
Roku digs a good hook to Pisse's body.
Pisse tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Roku is able to avoid easily.
Pisse avoids the body shot from Roku.
Pisse misses the shot to the body.
Roku is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pisse.
Pisse lands a two punch combo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisse misses with a right hand
and Roku connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Roku misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A good leg kick by Pisse.
Pisse steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Roku.
Pisse looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Pisse is looking to slow Roku down with leg kicks.
Roku takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Pisse moves out of range as Roku strikes.
Roku keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sloppy strikes from Pisse. Those never looked like landing.
Pisse fails to land with a series of punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisse ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Roku moves away.
A solid leg kick lands there for Pisse.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Roku walks into a left hand.
Pisse fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A combination from Pisse does no damage.
A slow jab from Roku misses its intended target.
Pisse ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Roku moves out of range of the leg kick from Pisse.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pisse misses with a few strikes there.
Pisse fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nisse Pisse dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Roku throws a poor cross that misses
and Pisse cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pisse throws a right and a left that both miss.
Pisse uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Roku.
Roku throws an overhand right that lands on Pisse's shoulder, as Pisse tries to avoid the shot.
Pisse shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Roku misses with a double jab
and Pisse counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Good standup being displayed there by Roku as he connects with a hook.
Roku slips a jab and a cross from Pisse.
Pisse throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Roku.
Pisse misses with a body shot.
Roku connects with a body shot that sends Pisse's belly button to the back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisse fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Roku checks it well.
Roku misses with a left hand
and Pisse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pisse throws a jab when Roku was well out of range.
Pisse moves out of range of the strikes.
Roku throws a jab but it's blocked by Pisse.
Pisse keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Roku.
Some wild striking there from Pisse.
Pisse scores with a jab to the body.
Pisse ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pisse misses with a double jab
and Roku counters with a stiff right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Roku bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Pisse's head backwards.
Pisse with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Nisse Pisse seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Pisse swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pisse pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Roku back to the cage. Pisse follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pisse fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Roku rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pisse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A solid leg kick lands there for Pisse.
Pisse blocks a jab.
Pisse misses with the combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Pisse, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pisse scores with a leg kick.
Pisse looks to score with a jab to the body but Roku is just out of range.
Roku checks a leg kick.
Pisse fails to land with a series of punches.
Pisse ducks under a wild hook from Roku.
Pisse throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Roku.
Pisse takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Pisse lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Roku slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisse ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Roku moves away.
Roku lands a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Roku lands a head shot.
Roku is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Pisse connects with a nice looking jab.
Roku lands a really nice looking cross but Pisse seems unphased.
Pisse feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Roku's calf.
Pisse lands with a nice combination. Roku backs away looking to recover.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A nice combination there by Pisse.
Roku throws a jab when Pisse was well out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pisse. Roku does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Nisse Pisse will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Oooooh!!! Roku has knocked Pisse down with a huge combo! Roku steps away and waves a wobbly Pisse back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Pisse is rocked!

It looks like Nisse Pisse has been cut.
Pisse ducks under a wild hook from Roku.
Pisse is still on wobbly legs! Can Roku finish him?
Roku rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pisse counters with a good low kick that Roku was not able to check.
Roku throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Pisse seems to have recovered his senses.
Pisse misses with a leg kick.
Roku has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Nisse Pisse is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pisse takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pisse with a jab.
Pisse moves away from the strike by Roku.
Roku swings widly with a right hand
and Pisse counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Good work by Roku as he checks the leg kick.
Roku checks a low kick from Pisse.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Roku connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Roku punishes Pisse's body with a nice straight punch.
A big left from Roku misses.
Roku throws a poor cross that misses
and Pisse counters with a nice low kick that buckles Roku's knee momentarily.
Pisse tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Roku was well out of range. Poor timing from Pisse.
Pisse throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pisse takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Pisse fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Roku.
A big left from Pisse misses.
Pisse misses with a double jab.
Pisse with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Roku scores with a decent looking hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pisse misses with a double jab.
Pisse looks to land a combination but Roku avoids it well.
Roku throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pisse lands with a good body shot.
Pisse with a hook.
Pisse dodges the punch combination from Roku.
Pisse lands a jab to the head.
Roku misses with a hook
and Pisse counters with a one-two to the body.
No joy there for Pisse, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisse misses with a low kick.
Decent striking displayed by Roku there.
Pisse fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Pisse misses the shot to the body.
Roku is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Roku misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Roku lands with a straight right. Pisse didn't see that one coming.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Roku pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Pisse back to the cage. Roku follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Nice body punch from Pisse.
Roku scores with a jab to the head.
Roku misses with a hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roku walks into a left hand.
Roku throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pisse uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Roku.
Pisse shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Roku eats them both and turns towards Pisse to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Roku rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A slow jab from Roku misses its intended target.
Pisse moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pisse connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Hachi Roku has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Nisse Pisse is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Pisse uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Roku.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Hachi Roku.
Well Pisse has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 27:30
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 28:29
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nisse Pisse!