PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Plocka Bananer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Billy Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Bananer might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to HIT LIKE A MAN. Plocka Bananer could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Billy Bob's chin.

Bananer
vs
Bob

177 cm
21
162 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

165 cm
26
162 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Powerful

STEEL PENN'S SKIN SHOP

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Plocka Bananer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Billy Bob!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Steven Brown and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bananer rushes Bob and presses him up against the cage.
Bob effectively controlling the action here.
Bananer lands a body punch in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Bananer - that landed with a thud.
Bob is trying to maintain a safe position but Bananer gets an underhook and turns Bob into the cage.
Bob throws a head punch that misses.

Bananer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
No luck for Bob with that takedown attempt.
Bob misses with a right hand
and Bananer counters with a series of strikes. Bob will be more careful next time no doubt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bob.
Bob misses with an uppercut
and Bananer counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

Bananer moves into the clinch successfully.

Bananer manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Bananer pulls Bob in close to prevent any damage.

Bananer looking for a guillotine here but Bob defends easily.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bob accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Bananer has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Bob off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Bananer connects with a nice looking jab.
Bob throws an off balance right hand
enabling Bananer to counter with a crisp jab.
Bob misses with a right hand
and Bananer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bananer throws a one two combo.
Bananer lands with a cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bananer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bananer lands a jab to the nose.
Bob wants to clinch but Bananer slips to the side
and Bananer counters with a straight right hand.
Bananer lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bob has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bob there as he acknowledges the shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

Bob is rocked!
Bananer jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Bob is still on wobbly legs! Can Bananer finish him?
Bob throws a lazy uppercut
and Bananer counters with a one-two to the body.
Bananer throws an overhand right that drops Bob like a sack of potatoes! Bananer dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Plocka Bananer!