PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Antonio Porter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Hitler
vs
Porter

220 cm
23
270 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

196 cm
26
250 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Adolf Hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Antonio Porter!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Daniel Franklin and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Porter misses with a two punch combination.

Porter fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Hitler, pushing him back against the ropes.
Porter lands a body shot in the clinch.

Hitler is fighting off a takedown attempt but Porter is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Hitler to the mat. Hitler regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Porter working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Porter in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Hitler looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Porter landing some decent shots from guard.
Porter must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Hitler keeping moving, preventing Porter from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Porter throws a sloppy strike and Hitler has hooked up an armbar on the loose arm! He's turned and extended fully! Porter is forced to tap! Great BJJ from Hitler!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Adolf Hitler!