PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Japa Kaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Badr Hari (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Badr Hari was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Kaka
vs
Hari

190 cm
28
275 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

200 cm
26
285 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Japa Kaka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Badr Hari!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A lazy left from Kaka finds it's target.
Hari lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hari takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

It looks like Badr Hari has been cut.
Kaka connects with a body shot that sends Hari's belly button to the back.
Japa Kaka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kaka throws a wild body kick that Hari sees coming a mile off.
Kaka sizes up Hari with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kaka throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hari misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hari moves out of range of the strikes.
Hari cracks Kaka with a good jab.
Hari cracks a nice hook into Kaka's ribs.
Kaka avoids the head kick by Hari.
Kaka jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hari throws a sloppy head kick and Kaka moves out of range easily.
Hari throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Kaka scores with a one two! Hari had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Kaka throws the kick towards the body but Hari avoids it.
Hari connects with a leg kick. Kaka looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Kaka throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kaka blocks a head kick by Hari.
Kaka looks to land a right hand but Hari moved out of range.
Jab, jab by Kaka - just one landing.
Hari throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Hari fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kaka manages to avoid it.
Hari takes one to the chin there.
Hari looks for the body kick but Kaka saw that one coming.
A lazy left from Kaka finds it's target.
Hari has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Kaka.
Hari looks gassed!
Kaka lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hari throws a body punch but Kaka moves out of range.
Kaka avoids the head kick by Hari.
Hari misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kaka with a nice cross.
Kaka lands a lovely overhand right.

Hari is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kaka moves in close and cracks Hari with a massive right hand! Hari, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Kaka!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Japa Kaka!