PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chuck The Bison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Krammer Hussein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Bison's entrance music is this is my shit- chuck vidells music. A fine choice. Chuck The Bison is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

The Bison
vs
Hussein

200 cm
24
275 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

183 cm
25
231 lbs
8 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Chuck The Bison!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Krammer Hussein!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hussein swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling The Bison to counter with a crisp jab.
Hussein is looking to clinch.
Hussein tries to clinch up.
Hussein showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from The Bison.
Hussein shoots in for a takedown but The Bison shows good takedown defense.
The Bison throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The Bison throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hussein throws a head kick that half lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hussein blocks the body kick.
Hussein misses with a takedown attempt
and The Bison counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Hussein gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and The Bison counters by clinching up.
Chuck The Bison has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Krammer Hussein.

Hussein's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The Bison lands with a straight right. Hussein didn't see that one coming.
Hussein fails with the takedown
and The Bison counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hussein gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Bison throws a looping overhand right but Hussein ducks down to avoid it.
The Bison throws a half hearted mid kick.
Hussein tries to clinch but The Bison moves out of range.
The Bison defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Hussein.
Hussein on the wrong end of a nice hook.
The Bison displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Hussein.
Hussein misses with a takedown attempt
and The Bison counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hussein is trying desperately to land a takedown but The Bison is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Hussein.
Hussein looks gassed!
The Bison tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hussein has his takedown stuffed
and The Bison connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The Bison scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

Hussein is rocked!
The Bison connects with a jab, followed by a picture perfect straight right that sends Hussein to the canvas, out cold! What a finish by The Bison!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Chuck The Bison!