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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Risto Jaloviina (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy comes to the cage accompanied by Motörhead - Killed By Death. The crowd seem to be enjoying Jaloviina's choice of entrance music: UNKLE - Reign. Risto Jaloviina will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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280 lbs
11 - 7 - 0 |
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293 lbs
8 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Great elbows
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Risto Jaloviina!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Tarja Halkonen and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jaloviina lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Jaloviina tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jeremy is able to avoid easily.
A nice combination there by Jaloviina.
Jaloviina uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a jab when Jaloviina was well out of range.
Jaloviina swats away the attempt to clinch by Jeremy.
Jaloviina misses with an uppercut. Jeremy saw that one coming.
Some wild striking there from Jaloviina.
A big right from Jeremy misses.
Jeremy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jaloviina.
Risto Jaloviina seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A left and a right from Jaloviina both land. Nice combination.
Jeremy checks a low kick from Jaloviina.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy blocks the body kick.
Jeremy gets a clinch.
Jeremy pushes off an throws an elbow but Jaloviina leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Nice elbow from Jeremy.
It looks like Risto Jaloviina has been cut.
Jaloviina has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Jeremy is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Jaloviina avoids a wild elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy prevents Jaloviina from breaking the clinch.
Jaloviina is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Jaloviina blocks an elbow strike.
Jeremy pushes off an throws an elbow but Jaloviina leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Jeremy comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Jeremy prevents a body shot from Jaloviina.
Jeremy has Jaloviina pressed against the cage, preventing Jaloviina from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Jeremy trying to land knees to the body.
Jeremy creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jaloviina's defenses.
Jeremy gets underhooks to prevent Jaloviina's takedown attempt.
Jaloviina pushes Jeremy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jaloviina trying to stall but Jeremy improves his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jaloviina blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jeremy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jeremy lands a nice uppercut.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Jeremy lands a nice elbow.
Jeremy lands an elbow inside that Jaloviina shrugs off.
Jaloviina blocks an elbow strike.
Jeremy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A nice left hand lands by Jeremy.
Jaloviina avoids a wild elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy dodges an elbow strike from Jaloviina.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jaloviina.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jeremy.
A short uppercut from Jeremy.
Jeremy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jaloviina avoids it.
Jaloviina is trying to push Jeremy away but Jeremy has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it misses.
Jaloviina takes an elbow to the temple.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jaloviina tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jaloviina struggles to land a body shot inside as Jeremy controls his hands.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Jeremy lands a nice elbow.
Jaloviina is rocked!
Jeremy lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Jaloviina to his knees! Jeremy keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ron Jeremy!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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