PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dhe Orele (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kabouter Pinnemuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Orele's entrance music is Ironman. A fine choice. Dhe Orele has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Orele
vs
Pinnemuts

190 cm
23
162 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

165 cm
27
165 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dhe Orele!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kabouter Pinnemuts!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Summer Carpenter and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pinnemuts lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Orele tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Pinnemuts counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Pinnemuts swats away the attempt to clinch by Orele.
Pinnemuts shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Orele takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Orele really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Pinnemuts fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Orele on the side of the head.
Orele moves in looking to clinch but Pinnemuts pushes him off.
Orele tries to clinch there but Pinnemuts circles away.
Pinnemuts throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pinnemuts misses with a shot to the body
and Orele counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Pinnemuts thinking.
Pinnemuts misses with a low kick.
Nice defenses there by Orele.
Pinnemuts tries to work over Orele's front leg with a kick but Orele checks it.
Orele is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Orele keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pinnemuts throws a lazy uppercut
and Orele counters with a one-two to the body.
Pinnemuts connects with a crisp jab.
Orele checks a leg kick.
Good exchange - Pinnemuts coming out on top.
Pinnemuts misses with a right hand
and Orele counters with a good, hard body kick but Pinnemuts shrugs it off.
Pinnemuts misses with a jab, cross combination.
Pinnemuts misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Orele.
Orele ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pinnemuts throws a shot from downtown. Orele moves away and avoids it.

Orele gets caught flat footed, as Pinnemuts shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.

Pinnemuts got a little sloppy there for a moment and Orele has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Pinnemuts has managed to get both his arms back between Orele's legs - danger averted.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Orele looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Orele escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Pinnemuts gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pinnemuts's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Orele keeping moving, preventing Pinnemuts from controlling successfully.

Orele is looking to sinch up a triangle. Pinnemuts throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Orele's body to avoid the submission. Orele has instead reached around Pinnemuts's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Orele arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Dhe Orele!