PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anaconda Anaconda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aaron Theiroff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anaconda comes into the arena with Baby Got Back blaring out of the sound system. Theiroff is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Knuck If You Buck - Crime Mob. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Anaconda
vs
Theiroff

204 cm
30
279 lbs
21 - 9 - 1

195 cm
22
280 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Anaconda Anaconda!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Aaron Theiroff!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Steve Smith and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anaconda misses with a body shot.
Anaconda misses with a straight right.
Anaconda misses with a low kick as Theiroff jumps back.
Theiroff on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

It looks like Aaron Theiroff has been cut.
Anaconda tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Theiroff was well out of range. Poor timing from Anaconda.
Anaconda throws a right and a left that Theiroff avoids nicely.
Anaconda throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Anaconda scoring well with a low kick there.
Theiroff slips under a jab from Anaconda.
Theiroff attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Theiroff slips a jab from Anaconda.
Anaconda thows a body shot but no joy.
Theiroff slips under a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jab, jab by Anaconda - just one landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Theiroff lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

It looks like Anaconda Anaconda has been cut.
Theiroff lands a leg kick that knocks Anaconda off balance momentarily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A big left from Theiroff misses.
A thudding body kick lands there by Theiroff!
Anaconda is breathing heavily.
Anaconda swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Theiroff counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Theiroff lands a leg kick that knocks Anaconda off balance momentarily.
Anaconda on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Theiroff fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Anaconda misses with a combination
and Theiroff counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Aaron Theiroff!