PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kasemchai Fairtex (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cartman
vs
Fairtex

165 cm
24
150 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

175 cm
29
157 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kasemchai Fairtex!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Franklyn Lucas and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Fairtex counters with a nice low kick that buckles Cartman's knee momentarily.
Fairtex throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Cartman defending well as Fairtex loads up on a big left hand.
Cartman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fairtex.
Cartman listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cartman. Fairtex does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fairtex chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cartman misses with a looping right.
A nice leg kick lands there from Fairtex.
Cartman jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fairtex.
Cartman scores with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cartman lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Cartman connects with a crisp jab.
Cartman throws out a loose jab but Fairtex uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fairtex misses with a leg kick.
Fairtex misses with a straight left.
Nice cross by Cartman.
Nice shot lands for Fairtex.
Cartman throws a right hand that Fairtex ducks under and follows up with a left that Fairtex also avoids with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fairtex lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Fairtex displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cartman throws out the jab.

Fairtex darts in and clinches Cartman up against the cage.
Cartman avoids a wild elbow strike from Fairtex.
Cartman avoids a wild elbow strike from Fairtex.
Fairtex tries a knee to the head but Cartman blocks it.
Fairtex tries a knee to the head but Cartman blocks it.
Cartman looking for a takedown.
Cartman is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Fairtex is pressed up against the cage. Cartman has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Fairtex down to the mat. Fairtex avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fairtex uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Fairtex misses with a low kick as Cartman jumps back.
The crowd cheers as Fairtex lands an impressive looking overhand right. Cartman doesn't seem phased though.
Fairtex slips under a jab from Cartman.
Cartman fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Fairtex on the side of the head.
Fairtex tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fairtex defending well as Cartman loads up on a big left hand.
Cartman keeps the fight on the outside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fairtex takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Cartman on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Cartman moves into range and connects with a jab.
Cartman is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Cartman misses with the combination.
Cartman connects with a nice looking jab.
Cartman throws a jab but it's blocked by Fairtex.
Cartman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fairtex was well out of range. Poor timing from Cartman.
Fairtex looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartman is just out of range.
The fighters circling - Cartman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cartman scores with a leg kick.
Fairtex staying out of range there.
Fairtex feints and then cracks Cartman's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cartman down.
Cartman avoids the head kick by Fairtex.
Fairtex lands with a hook. Cartman tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Fairtex throws the left hand but Cartman avoids the punch easily.
Cartman misses with a looping left.
Fairtex throws a hook but Cartman avoids it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fairtex manages to avoid it.
Fairtex moves away from the strike by Cartman.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Cartman.
Fairtex catches Cartman with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Cartman misses with a hook. Fairtex ducked under it nicely.
Fairtex slips a jab from Cartman.
Cartman loads up on a big right hand but Fairtex slips the punch.
Fairtex misses with a body kick.
Fairtex connects with a high kick.
Fairtex throws a hook to the side of Cartman's head but Cartman sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fairtex takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fairtex throws a head kick that misses.
Fairtex looks gassed!
Nice defenses there by Fairtex.
Fairtex throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Cartman throws out a powerful jab.
Fairtex walks into a stiff left hand from Cartman.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fairtex misses with a hook.
Cartman lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fairtex uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
Fairtex tries a head kick but it misses.
Cartman connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cartman loads up on a big right hand but Fairtex slips the punch.
Fairtex tries to work over Cartman's front leg with a kick but Cartman checks it.
Fairtex walks into a left hand.
Fairtex tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fairtex moves in looking to clinch but Cartman pushes him off.
Cartman displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Fairtex walks into a straight right hand from Cartman.
Cartman jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cartman misses the jab.
Cartman misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cartman misses with a wild body shot.
Fairtex misses with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fairtex, right into the meat.
The fighters circling - Fairtex throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Eric Cartman is winning the standup battle so far.
Cartman connects with a high kick.
Cartman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fairtex was well out of range. Poor timing from Cartman.
Cartman checks the leg kick nicely there.
Fairtex connects with an inside leg kick.
Cartman misses with the combination.
Cartman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fairtex throws a hook but Cartman avoids it easily.
Cartman lands a leg kick that knocks Fairtex off balance momentarily.
Cartman throws a leg kick but Fairtex checks it.
Cartman moves out of range of the body kick.
Fairtex takes one to the side of the head.
A big right from Cartman misses.
Fairtex misses with a head kick.
Cartman misses with an attempted mid kick.
Fairtex pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a jab, cross combination.
Fairtex walks into a stiff left hand from Cartman.
Cartman is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Fairtex uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Fairtex throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Cartman.
A left lands for Cartman.
Cartman throws a quick inside leg kick.
A head kick misses from Fairtex.
Fairtex is breathing heavily.
Cartman tests Fairtex's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cartman dodges the punch combination from Fairtex.
Fairtex throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cartman throws a sloppy head kick and Fairtex moves out of range easily.
Cartman goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Fairtex throws a leg kick but Cartman moved away.
Cartman has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Fairtex ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cartman throws a nice inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Fairtex throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fairtex connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Cartman scores with a jab to the head.
Cartman throws an overhand right that lands on Fairtex's shoulder, as Fairtex tries to avoid the shot.
Fairtex uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
Fairtex moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Cartman misses with a double jab.
Cartman works the jab nicely.
Fairtex lands a head shot.
Fairtex throws a chopping leg kick but Cartman manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Cartman lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Cartman.
Cartman throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fairtex has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Fairtex misses with a straight right.
Fairtex takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Nice defenses there by Cartman.
Fairtex uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Fairtex takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman scores with a jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fairtex lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Cartman has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Cartman and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Fairtex with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Cartman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fairtex.
Fairtex throws a low kick but it's checked well by Cartman.
Fairtex tries to clinch but Cartman is having none of it.
Fairtex misses with an uppercut
and Cartman makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Fairtex looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cartman moves out of range of the leg kick from Fairtex.
Fairtex pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cartman misses with an uppercut. Fairtex saw that one coming.
The crowd cheers as Cartman lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fairtex doesn't seem phased though.
Nice shot by Cartman.
Cartman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fairtex.
Cartman lands a nice hook to Fairtex's body. Fairtex takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Cartman keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Cartman lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fairtex blocks a jab.
Fairtex needs to keep his hands up - Cartman had a free shot at his head there.
Cartman thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cartman lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Cartman connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cartman cracks Fairtex with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Cartman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fairtex throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cartman lands a right hook to the body.
Cartman cracks Fairtex with a right hand to the side of the head.
Cartman lands a jab to the head.
Fairtex thows a leg kick but Cartman checks it
and Cartman counters with a series of strikes. Fairtex will be more careful next time no doubt.

Fairtex is rocked!
Cartman dips to his left and cracks Fairtex with an uppercut!
Fairtex is still on wobbly legs! Can Cartman finish him?
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cartman throws a hook but Fairtex avoids it easily.
Fairtex avoids the head kick by Cartman.
Nice defenses there by Fairtex.
Cartman blocks a head kick by Fairtex.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Cartman, right into the meat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

A big left from Cartman misses.
Fairtex seems to have recovered his senses.
Fairtex moves in looking to clinch but Cartman pushes him off.
Cartman throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Cartman misses with a head kick.
Cartman looks to land a body kick but Fairtex moved away.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Fairtex, as that shot connected.
Cartman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fairtex.
Cartman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fairtex.
Fairtex moves out of range as Cartman strikes.
Cartman scores with a sloppy right hand. Fairtex should have avoided that one.
Fairtex takes one to the chin there.
Fairtex lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Fairtex misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cartman.
Jab, jab by Cartman - just one landing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cartman. Fairtex does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cartman walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Fairtex takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Cartman uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Cartman thuds a left hand into Fairtex's body.
Fairtex takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Cartman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fairtex.
Cartman connects with an inside leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Cartman.
Fairtex fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Cartman has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Cartman thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fairtex checks a leg kick.
Cartman getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Cartman blocks a head kick by Fairtex.
Cartman rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fairtex moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cartman looks to throw the jab but Fairtex is out of range.
Cartman scores with a three punch combo!
Cartman fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Fairtex has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Fairtex digs a good hook to Cartman's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fairtex throws a jab but it's blocked by Cartman.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman looks to land a right hand but Fairtex moved out of range.
Cartman throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fairtex pivots, looking for a leg kick but Cartman is out of range and Fairtex settles back down.
Cartman looks to land a right hand but Fairtex moved out of range.
Fairtex looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Cartman throws a sloppy head kick and Fairtex moves out of range easily.
Cartman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fairtex scores with a nice body kick.
Jab, jab by Cartman - just one landing.
A leg kick checked by Cartman.
Cartman lands with an overhand left.
Jab, jab by Cartman - just one landing.
Cartman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cartman connects with a nice looking jab.
Cartman bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman connects with a body shot that sends Fairtex's belly button to the back.
Fairtex connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Cartman connects with a single shot there.
Fairtex walks into a stiff left hand from Cartman.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but Fairtex moved out of range nicely.
Cartman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fairtex.
A swing and a miss from Fairtex.
Cartman connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Fairtex wants to slow Cartman down by chopping away at his legs.
A jab lands there for Cartman.
Fairtex misses with a hook.
Cartman circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fairtex throws a jab but it's blocked by Cartman.
Cartman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A cross from Cartman lands.
Cartman throws a shot from downtown. Fairtex moves away and avoids it.
Kasemchai Fairtex has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Fairtex misses the jab.
Cartman throws a big shot that misses.
Fairtex displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cartman throws out the jab.
Cartman digs a good body shot into Fairtex's ribs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fairtex is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Cartman.
Fairtex will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Cartman throws a hook to the side of Fairtex's head but Fairtex sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fairtex has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Cartman finds it's way round the side to connect with Fairtex's head.
Cartman swings widly with a right hand
and Fairtex cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nice cross by Cartman.
Cartman lands with a thumping leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cartman avoids the body shot from Fairtex.
Fairtex moves out of range of the strikes.
Jab, jab by Cartman - just one landing.
Eric Cartman is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Cartman lands with a nice body punch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Cartman, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 30:27
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman!