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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Damien Quincy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quincy comes into the arena with Requiem for a Dream blaring out of the sound system. Damien Quincy could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Eric Cartman's chin.
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150 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Damien Quincy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Russell Pearce and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Quincy misses with a two punch combination.
Quincy avoids the body shot from Cartman.
The fighters circling - Cartman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Quincy throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.
Some wild striking there from Cartman.
Cartman rushes Quincy and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Quincy manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Cartman working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Cartman missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Quincy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Quincy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Quincy trying to keep a closed guard but Cartman is proving a slippery customer.
Cartman missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Quincy is trying to control the position but Cartman postures up.
Quincy working for a triangle but Cartman defends it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman throws and elbow that misses. Quincy uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Cartman's guard. Nice move by Quincy!
Quincy stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cartman swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Quincy sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Cartman utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Quincy will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quincy postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Cartman is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Quincy, into his guard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Cartman accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Quincy is trying to control the position but Cartman postures up.
Quincy throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Cartman throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Cartman thows a big elbow that misses.
Cartman thows a big elbow that misses.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Cartman accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Quincy looking for a sweep. Not yet Quincy, not yet.
Cartman throws a big right hand that misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Quincy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Cartman is looking to work some ground and pound but Quincy has wrist control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Quincy is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Quincy is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Cartman is working Quincy over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Cartman thows a big elbow that misses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Quincy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Quincy doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Quincy preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Quincy throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Quincy looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Cartman is looking to work some ground and pound but Quincy has wrist control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Quincy is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Quincy is trying to keep Cartman in close.
Cartman in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Cartman trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Quincy not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Cartman missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Cartman postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cartman in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Quincy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Cartman.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman throwing strikes but missing.
Quincy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Cartman avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Damien Quincy will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Quincy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A swing and a miss from Cartman.
Quincy lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Quincy.
Quincy thuds a left hand into Cartman's body.
Cartman throws a low kick but it's checked well by Quincy.
Cartman scores with a jab to the jaw.
A telegraphed right hand from Cartman misses the target.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but Quincy moved out of range nicely.
Cartman swings for the body but Quincy moves out of range.
Cartman smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A slow jab from Cartman misses its intended target.
Cartman lands an overhand right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Cartman smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Quincy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Quincy slips under a jab from Cartman.
Quincy thows a body shot but no joy.
Cartman moves out of range of the strikes.
Quincy jabs at Cartman's body.
Cartman tries to clinch there but Quincy circles away.
Quincy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Quincy lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Cartman swings for the body but Quincy moves out of range.
Quincy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Quincy counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Quincy moves away from the strike by Cartman.
Quincy moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Cartman misses with an uppercut. Quincy saw that one coming.
Cartman might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Cartman swinging wildly here.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
Quincy scores with a hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman tries to bum rush Quincy with a series of wild strikes but Quincy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cartman misses with a looping right.
Quincy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
Quincy jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Cartman misses with a lunging right hand
and Quincy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Quincy throws a head kick that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman loads up on a big right hand but Quincy slips the punch.
Cartman lands a slapping body shot.
Cartman misses with a looping left.
Cartman lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Quincy circles away quickly and effectively.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but Quincy moved out of range nicely.
A swing and a miss from Cartman.
Some bone on bone action there as Quincy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Cartman has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Cartman there as he acknowledges the shot.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Quincy.
Cartman closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Damien Quincy is winning the standup battle so far.
Cartman looks to score with a jab to the body but Quincy is just out of range.
Quincy works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Cartman lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cartman misses with a hook. Quincy ducked under it nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Nice defenses there by Quincy.
Quincy stuns Cartman with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Cartman misses with a looping right.
Cartman rushes Quincy and presses him up against the cage.
Quincy drags the fight down to the ground.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Quincy is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Cartman defends well.
Cartman throwing strikes but missing.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Quincy is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Quincy bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Cartman's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Damien Quincy will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
A combination from Cartman does no damage.
Cartman misses with a hook.
Quincy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cartman throws a looping overhand right but Quincy ducks down to avoid it.
Quincy tries to close the distance and clinch but Cartman swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Quincy throws a jab but it's blocked by Cartman.
Cartman throws a looping overhand right but Quincy ducks down to avoid it.
Cartman throws a lazy uppercut
and Quincy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Quincy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Quincy moves out of range.
Quincy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Cartman manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Quincy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Quincy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Cartman has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Quincy is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Cartman takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Quincy gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Cartman.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Quincy fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Damien Quincy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Cartman blocks a head kick by Quincy.
Cartman tries to clinch but Quincy is having none of it.
Quincy thows a body shot but no joy.
Cartman throws an off balance right hand
and Quincy counters with a nice body shot.
Quincy feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Quincy in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Quincy content to stall in guard here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quincy passes Cartman's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Quincy wants to take a breather but Cartman is having none of it.
Quincy sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Cartman defending well though.
Quincy wants to pass the guard but Cartman is defending well.
Quincy has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman is trying to stand up.
Cartman tries to buck Quincy off but Quincy takes his back!
Cartman is in a world of trouble here. He's outmatched on the ground here and he'd better get Quincy off his back sharpish unless he wants to be submitted.
Cartman preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Quincy.
Quincy is persistently looking for the submission but Cartman is defending it well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quincy trying to control momentarily.
Quincy throws a big right hand but he misses and hits the mat. Ouch.
Quincy working for a choke but Cartman is defending well.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Quincy is looking for the choke from the back position but Cartman is controlling his hands well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Damien Quincy clearly takes that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Cartman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Quincy misses with a straight right.
Cartman scores with a jab. Quincy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Quincy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cartman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Quincy swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Cartman misses with a lunging right hand
and Quincy counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Quincy is struggling to control the position.
Cartman drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Quincy is trying to stall.
Quincy prevents a takedown attempt there.
Cartman is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Quincy is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Damien Quincy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Cartman can't get the takedown.
Cartman has Quincy pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Quincy manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Cartman is working for takedown but Quincy is calmly controlling the position for now.
Cartman has Quincy pressed against the cage, preventing Quincy from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Cartman is working for takedown but Quincy is calmly controlling the position for now.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Quincy is trying to trip Cartman. He has hold of a leg but Cartman is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Quincy persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Quincy trying to control but Cartman is working from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quincy looking to pass the guard.
Quincy trying to control the position from guard on top but Cartman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
We're going to have a standup here because Damien Quincy wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Cartman misses with a body shot.
Cartman throws a hook to the side of Quincy's head but Quincy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman looks to land a combination but Quincy avoids it well.
Quincy has managed to clinch.
Cartman tries for a takedown. No joy.
Cartman is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Quincy pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Cartman changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Quincy fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Quincy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Cartman manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Quincy lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Quincy takes a swing at Cartman's ribcage but misses.
Quincy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cartman throws out the jab.
Quincy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cartman at a distance.
Quincy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cartman.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from Cartman. Those never looked like landing.
Cartman misses with a right hand
and Quincy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cartman takes a swing at Quincy's ribcage but misses.
Cartman takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Quincy fails to land the takedown.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Quincy clinches.
Quincy is working for takedown but Cartman is calmly controlling the position for now.
Quincy gets underhooks to prevent Cartman's takedown attempt.
Quincy breaks from the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The fighters circle momentarily. Quincy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Quincy scores with a jab. Cartman acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Quincy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cartman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Damien Quincy had his way with Eric Cartman in that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Cartman takes a swing at Quincy's ribcage but misses.
Donk. Cartman catches Quincy right on the button with a cross.
Cartman scores with a three punch combo!
Cartman misses with a looping right.
Quincy slips a straight right by Cartman.
Cartman throws a hook but Quincy blocks it.
Quincy swings for the body but Cartman moves out of range.
Quincy cracks Cartman with an open hand slap.
Cartman throws an overhand right that lands on Quincy's shoulder, as Quincy tries to avoid the shot.
Quincy tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Cartman swivels and escapes.
Quincy moves out of range of the strikes.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
A big left from Cartman misses.
Cartman is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A lazy left from Quincy finds it's target.
Quincy takes a swing at Cartman's ribcage but misses.
Cartman takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Quincy looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartman is just out of range.
Eric Cartman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cartman tests Quincy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Quincy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Cartman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A big left from Cartman misses.
Cartman loads up on a big right hand but Quincy slips the punch.
Jab, jab by Quincy - just one landing.
Quincy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cartman throws out the jab.
Cartman scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Cartman misses.
Cartman throws a big shot that misses.
Quincy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Quincy manages to avoid it.
Quincy throws a hook but Cartman avoids it easily.
Quincy ducks under a wild hook from Cartman.
Quincy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Some wild striking there from Quincy.
Cartman fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Quincy is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Quincy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cartman.
Cartman throws an overhand right that lands on Quincy's shoulder, as Quincy tries to avoid the shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quincy looks to land a combination but Cartman avoids it well.
Quincy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cartman.
Cartman misses with a wild body shot.
Damien Quincy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That kick from Cartman tenderised Quincy's leg. Quincy is trying to keep his angry face on.
Quincy shoots in looking for a takedown. Cartman tries to sprawl out of it but Quincy keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Cartman manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Horrible takedown by Quincy or perhaps it was just good defense by Cartman which made him look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Damien Quincy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cartman fails to land with a series of punches.
Quincy misses with the combination.
Quincy misses the shot to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quincy moves out of range of the strikes.
Cartman dips to his left and cracks Quincy with an uppercut!
Cartman misses with a wild body shot.
Quincy throws a good cross that connects.
Cartman connects with the punch.
Cartman lands a nice hook to Quincy's body. Quincy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Cartman misses with a wild combination.
Quincy lands a right hook to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cartman gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Eric Cartman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cartman tries to clinch up.
And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Quincy has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 49:46
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 49:48
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 49:46
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Damien Quincy!
Damien Quincy retains his featherweight title!
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