PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Igor I Got No Second Name (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mega Funkyama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Funkyama has chosen Bon Jovi: Bad Medicine as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

I Got No Second Name
vs
Funkyama

188 cm
26
143 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

168 cm
21
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Great elbows
Very strong

ADCC Champion
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Igor I Got No Second Name!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mega Funkyama!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Yukihiro Shimada and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
I Got No Second Name shoots in for a takedown but Funkyama shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
I Got No Second Name really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
I Got No Second Name tries to clinch up but Funkyama circles away and keeps his distance.

Funkyama drives through with a takedown into I Got No Second Name's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
I Got No Second Name pulls Funkyama in close to prevent any damage.
Funkyama connects with a couple of short punches.
Funkyama postures up in I Got No Second Name's guard and throws a big left but I Got No Second Name blocks it.

I Got No Second Name is looking for a triangle but Funkyama pushes his legs off easily.
I Got No Second Name has momentary wrist control but Funkyama slips an elbow through the middle.
I Got No Second Name keeping moving, preventing Funkyama from controlling successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Funkyamais looking to pass into half guard but I Got No Second Name pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now I Got No Second Name is in guard.
I Got No Second Name loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
I Got No Second Name thows a big elbow that misses.
Funkyama is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ground and pound from Funkyama.

Funkyama seems to be working for a kimura but I Got No Second Name defends the submission attempt.
Funkyama lands with a punch from half guard.
Funkyama prevents I Got No Second Name from improving his position.
Funkyama winds up and cracks I Got No Second Name with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
I Got No Second Name flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Funkyama is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Funkyama keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
I Got No Second Name trying to control but Funkyama postures up.
Funkyama takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

I Got No Second Name is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Funkyama is trying to control. I Got No Second Name wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
I Got No Second Name wants to improve his position but Funkyama is controlling well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
I Got No Second Name avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Funkyama.
I Got No Second Name avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Funkyama.
I Got No Second Name wants to control but Funkyama is keeping busy and won't allow it.
I Got No Second Name on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Funkyama thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed I Got No Second Name's head.
Funkyama has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Funkyama tries to pass to full mount but I Got No Second Name defends it.
Funkyama thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Funkyama drops an elbow to the side of I Got No Second Name's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Funkyama working over I Got No Second Name with some ground and pound. I Got No Second Name looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
I Got No Second Name wants to control but Funkyama is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Funkyama not landing any meaningful shots this time.

I Got No Second Name is defending against the submission attempts here by Funkyama.

Funkyama is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so I Got No Second Name is just riding it out for now. Funkyama eventually gives up the hold.
Funkyama scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Funkyama is trying to control. I Got No Second Name wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Funkyama is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. I Got No Second Name doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Funkyama.
I Got No Second Name is looking to control Funkyama's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can I Got No Second Name avoid being mounted?
I Got No Second Name works his way to full guard. Good work.
I Got No Second Name utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Funkyama trying to control but I Got No Second Name is working from the bottom.
Funkyama stops I Got No Second Name from standing up.
Funkyama is stalling in the full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mega Funkyama dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Funkyama fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and I Got No Second Name has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
I Got No Second Name looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Funkyama is fending him off so far but I Got No Second Name persists. Nope, Funkyama circles away and we're back to standing.
I Got No Second Name fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Funkyama avoids it really well and circles away.
Funkyama lands with a right hand.
Funkyama feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits I Got No Second Names jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
I Got No Second Name misses with a head kick.
Funkyama circles away from the clinch attempt.
Funkyama dips to his left and cracks I Got No Second Name with an uppercut!

I Got No Second Name tries to sprawl but Funkyama drives through with a takedown into half guard.
I Got No Second Name is refusing to be controlled, as Funkyama sits in half guard.
I Got No Second Name regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Funkyama.
Mega Funkyama has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Funkyama scoring with punches to the head and body.
Funkyama advances to half guard.
Funkyama working over I Got No Second Name with some ground and pound. I Got No Second Name looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
I Got No Second Name trying to hold on to Funkyama's head to control him but Funkyama postures up.
Funkyama seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but I Got No Second Name does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
I Got No Second Name on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
I Got No Second Name wants to improve his position but Funkyama is controlling well.
Funkyama throwing shots but I Got No Second Name is blocking nicely.
I Got No Second Name keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Funkyama lands a nice short elbow.
Funkyama is looking to take a break and control but I Got No Second Name is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Funkyama missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Funkyama missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Funkyama thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Funkyama looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Funkyama wants to free his trapped foot but I Got No Second Name is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Funkyama working I Got No Second Name over with strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
I Got No Second Name is looking to control Funkyama's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can I Got No Second Name avoid being mounted?
Funkyama thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed I Got No Second Name's head.

I Got No Second Name looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
I Got No Second Name has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Funkyama is working away from the top position though.
I Got No Second Name is looking to improve his position.
Funkyama lands strikes from half guard.
Funkyama not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Funkyama wants to control but I Got No Second Name is keeping him busy.
Funkyama seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
I Got No Second Name is in trouble now - Funkyama has advanced to mount!
Funkyama landing punches.
Funkyama working I Got No Second Name over with strikes here.
Oh I Got No Second Name is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Funkyama is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. I Got No Second Name can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Funkyama raining down shots from the mount!
Funkyama unloads with some vicious shots from mount and I Got No Second Name wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Funkyama celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mega Funkyama!