PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Damo Bodhidharma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Czesio Niemen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Czesio Niemen told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Bodhidharma
vs
Niemen

180 cm
21
265 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

196 cm
22
270 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Damo Bodhidharma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Czesio Niemen!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Fedor Mirinova and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bodhidharma lands a nice leg kick that just misses Niemen's sensitive parts.
Bodhidharma throws a sloppy head kick and Niemen moves out of range easily.
Bodhidharma takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Niemen cracks Bodhidharma with an open hand slap.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bodhidharma pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bodhidharma misses with a jab, cross combination.
Niemen stuns Bodhidharma with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Niemen lands a nice looking body shot.
Bodhidharma is breathing heavily.
Niemen throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Niemen throws a shot to the body.
Niemen connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A solid body kick from Niemen.
Niemen's corner calls for a 1-2. Niemen obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Niemen drops Bodhidharma with a huge uppercut! Bodhidharma drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Niemen is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Czesio Niemen!
A relieved looking Czesio Niemen thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.