PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harry Sonofabeetch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pierre Trudeau (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sonofabeetch's entrance music is the theme from the x files. A fine choice. Harry Sonofabeetch has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Sonofabeetch
vs
Trudeau

200 cm
26
286 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

188 cm
21
215 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Sonofabeetch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pierre Trudeau!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Robert Twigg and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sonofabeetch doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

Trudeau tries to keep at a distance but Sonofabeetch has taken the fight into the clinch.
Trudeau lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Trudeau cracks Sonofabeetch with a nice body shot.
Trudeau tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sonofabeetch's elbow.
Trudeau tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sonofabeetch's elbow.
A short left from Trudeau.
Trudeau throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Trudeau lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sonofabeetch backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Trudeau tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Trudeau softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

It looks like Harry Sonofabeetch has been cut.
Trudeau tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sonofabeetch drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Trudeau lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Sonofabeetch is breathing heavily.
Trudeau lands a right hand that snaps the head of Sonofabeetch backwards.
Trudeau working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Sonofabeetch is working for takedown but Trudeau is calmly controlling the position for now.
Trudeau swings wildly with an uppercut but Sonofabeetch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Trudeau gets underhooks to prevent Sonofabeetch's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Harry Sonofabeetch. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Trudeau tries a body shot but Sonofabeetch blocks it.
Sonofabeetch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sonofabeetch looking for a takedown.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Trudeau.
Trudeau lands a body punch.
Trudeau lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Trudeau lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short right from Trudeau on the inside.
Trudeau lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Trudeau scores with a shot to the side of Sonofabeetch's head.
Nice body punch from Trudeau - that landed with a thud.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Trudeau.
Trudeau lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Trudeau lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short left from Trudeau.
Trudeau lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sonofabeetch backwards.
Trudeau tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sonofabeetch goes for a takedown in the clinch but Trudeau prevents it.
Trudeau can't find room to land a body shot as Sonofabeetch controls the action.
Trudeau lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sonofabeetch backwards.
Trudeau lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Trudeau lands a right hand.

Harry Sonofabeetch's cut is getting worse.
Trudeau lands a nice shot to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Trudeau.
Trudeau lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trudeau prevents the takedown attempt.
Trudeau lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Trudeau digs a right hand into Sonofabeetch's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sonofabeetch's gas tank.
Trudeau lands a left hand.
Trudeau presses Sonofabeetch against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Trudeau lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Trudeau creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Trudeau lands with a light punch inside.
Trudeau lands with a left to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Trudeau.

Sonofabeetch is rocked!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Trudeau.
Trudeau lands a right hand that snaps the head of Sonofabeetch backwards.
Oh Sonofabeetch is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A hook to the body from Trudeau.
Sonofabeetch seems to have got his legs back now.
Trudeau lands with a light punch inside.
Trudeau lands a shot to the body.
Trudeau lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sonofabeetch backwards.
Good body shot from Trudeau.
Trudeau scores with a shot to the side of Sonofabeetch's head.

Harry Sonofabeetch's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Trudeau dips a shoulder and cracks Sonofabeetch with a mighty uppercut! Sonofabeetch falls back against the cage and Trudeau unloads with a barrage of strikes! Sonofabeetch is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Trudeau screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pierre Trudeau!