PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Aloha Hoi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lorion Sane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hoi comes to the cage accompanied by Dry Bone Valley. On his way into the cage it seems that Aloha Hoi has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Aloha Hoi seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Hoi
vs
Sane

205 cm
29
267 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

190 cm
29
265 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Aloha Hoi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Lorion Sane!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Seu Braga and Luis Engracia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sane fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hoi lands with a right hand.
Sane bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sane. Hoi does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hoi sizes up Sane with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sane misses with a shot to the body
and Hoi counters with a slapping leg kick.
Sane fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Hoi lands a nice shot to the body.
Sane looks gassed!
Sane looks to throw the jab but Hoi is out of range.
Hoi throws a head kick that Sane semi-blocks.

Hoi drops Sane with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Sane looks back up at him and smiles so Hoi waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Sane is rocked!
Hoi thuds a left hand into Sane's body.
Sane is still on wobbly legs! Can Hoi finish him?
Hoi fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Sane.
Sane sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Sane takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Hoi throws a quick head kick that knocks Sane silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! Hoi is up on the cage, taking in the applause from the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Aloha Hoi!