PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johan Du Rand (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Du Rand
vs
Anderson

188 cm
21
184 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

180 cm
19
184 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Big heart

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Johan Du Rand!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Turd Anderson!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anderson misses with a takedown attempt - Du Rand sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
No joy there for Du Rand, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jab by Du Rand.
Anderson looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Du Rand is fending him off so far but Anderson persists. Nope, Du Rand circles away and we're back to standing.
Sloppy strikes from Du Rand. Those never looked like landing.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Du Rand.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Anderson manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Anderson is refusing to be controlled, as Du Rand sits in half guard.
Du Rand is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Anderson is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Du Rand is pressing down on Anderson's thigh, looking to free his foot. Anderson is holding on for now.
Anderson wants to improve his position but Du Rand is controlling well.
Anderson trying to control but Du Rand postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Du Rand is trying to control. Anderson wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

We're going to have a standup here because Johan Du Rand wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.

Anderson looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Anderson preventing the sweep.
Du Rand is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Du Rand is breathing heavily.
Anderson works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Anderson is trying to control. Du Rand wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Anderson is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Du Rand is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Turd Anderson!