PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jonathan Desjardins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Inky Dinky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Desjardins comes to the cage accompanied by Bob Marley - I Shot The Sheriff. Dinky is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Mr. Brownstone. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Desjardins
vs
Dinky

181 cm
19
142 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

175 cm
25
175 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Good kicks
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jonathan Desjardins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Inky Dinky!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Desjardins slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Dinky tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Desjardins just stands there and leans against the cage.
Dinky has Desjardins pressed against the cage, preventing Desjardins from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Desjardins is pushing Dinky up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.

Dinky gets control of Desjardins's arms and successfully pulls guard. Dinky will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Desjardins trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Desjardins looking to sit in guard and control but Dinky gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Desjardins throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Dinky wants to stand but Desjardins is controlling his posture from full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinky pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Desjardins is keeping the position for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Dinky got a little sloppy there for a moment and Desjardins has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Dinky has managed to get both his arms back between Desjardins's legs - danger averted.
Dinky is looking to advance position but Desjardins has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!

Desjardins goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Dinky is on top in guard.

Desjardins is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinky looking to pass the guard.
Dinky advances position into side control!
Desjardins is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.

Dinky is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Desjardins is just riding it out for now. Dinky eventually gives up the hold.

Desjardins makes his way to full guard, as Dinky worked for a kimura.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinky wants to control from the top but Desjardins keeps moving.
Desjardins is trying to control the position but Dinky postures up.
Desjardins is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Dinky is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Dinky wants to control from the top but Desjardins keeps moving.
Dinky passes Desjardins's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Desjardins gets back to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Desjardins controlling Dinky's posture.
Dinky tries to free his leg and advance position but Desjardins is retaining full guard.

Desjardins looking for a triangle here. Dinky is fighting it but it looks tight! Desjardins pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Dinky is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Jonathan Desjardins!