PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Xavier Lollapalooza (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and TJ Henderon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that TJ Henderon was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Lollapalooza
vs
Henderon

170 cm
19
145 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

170 cm
20
160 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Das Labor
Hilo Nutrition (video proof)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Xavier Lollapalooza!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, TJ Henderon!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lollapalooza changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Henderon looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Henderon sneaks back into half guard.
Well, if Lollapalooza is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

Henderon looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Lollapalooza is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Henderon doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Lollapalooza.
Lollapalooza wants to free his trapped foot but Henderon is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Lollapalooza passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Henderon!
Henderon is trying desperately to improve position.
Lollapalooza trying to control but he's not successful this time.

Henderon defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Lollapalooza.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Henderon is desperately trying to improve his position but Lollapalooza has a good base and remains in mount.
Henderon takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Henderon working to try and regain half guard.
Lollapalooza is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Henderon can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Henderon tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Henderon stops Lollapalooza from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Lollapalooza gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!

Lollapalooza manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Henderon on his heels. He'll look to pass Henderon's guard now, I'm sure.
Lollapalooza trying to control the position from guard on top but Henderon is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Lollapalooza is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Lollapalooza has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Lollapalooza is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Henderon throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Henderon is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Lollapalooza rolls with it to try and escape but Henderon cranks on the arm and Lollapalooza is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). TJ Henderon!