PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Timi Hendrix (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Raging Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Hendrix might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Are You Experienced- The Jimi Hendrix Experience. Timi Hendrix had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Hendrix
vs
Douche

180 cm
27
135 lbs
12 - 5 - 3

150 cm
27
130 lbs
20 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 3, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Timi Hendrix!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Raging Douche!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Thiago Cunha and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hendrix misses with a few strikes there.
Hendrix fails with the takedown.
Douche thows a body shot but no joy.
Douche pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Douche misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hendrix.
Hendrix fails with a takedown attempt.
Hendrix will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Timi Hendrix. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Douche is looking to slow Hendrix down with leg kicks.
Hendrix uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Douche.
Douche misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hendrix.
Hendrix misses with a hook. Douche ducked under it nicely.
Douche tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hendrix was well out of range. Poor timing from Douche.
Hendrix misses with a takedown
and Douche counters with a right hand to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche misses with a wild body shot.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Hendrix.
Douche uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hendrix.
Hendrix bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

Hendrix is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Douche's half guard.
Hendrix scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Hendrix sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Douche defending well though.
Douche tries to get to full guard but Hendrix has control of the leg.
Hendrix really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Douche is pressing down on Hendrix's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Douche bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Hendrix's guard.
Hendrix trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche throws a big right hand that misses.
Hendrix keeping moving, preventing Douche from controlling successfully.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Hendrix has his foot on Douche's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Douche works his way back into a safe position though.
Douche keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Hendrix's head.
Douche lands a couple of decent looking shots.

Hendrix looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Douche throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Hendrix will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Douche's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Hendrix wants to sweep here but Douche controlling him for the moment.
Douche tries to free his leg and advance position but Hendrix is retaining full guard.
Douche trying to control the position from guard on top but Hendrix is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hendrix is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hendrix is working hard here to advance position.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Douche in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Douche in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Douche keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Hendrix's head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hendrix is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Douche trying to control but Hendrix postures up.
Douche gets full guard.
Hendrix postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Douche wants to sweep but no luck.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hendrix throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Douche works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Hendrix stopping the sweep attempt from Douche.
Hendrix trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Hendrix working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Douche lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Hendrix!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Douche with good strikes from the mount here!
Douche lands a nice shot to the head.
Hendrix can't escape the position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Douche breaks from Hendrix's wrist control and lands an elbow.

Hendrix is rocked!
Douche looking to finish Hendrix with some ground and pound. This is bad for Hendrix!
Oh Hendrix is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Douche lands a big elbow - Hendrix is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Hendrix is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Raging Douche!