PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Sherman Klump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Erevis Cale (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Klump
vs
Cale

180 cm
20
180 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

170 cm
22
170 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sherman Klump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Erevis Cale!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Donatello Bradman and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klump drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Horrible takedown by Cale or perhaps it was just good defense by Klump which made him look bad.
Cale looks for a takedown but Klump sprawls well.

Cale forces Klump back against the cage and clinches.
Cale tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Klump tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cale's elbow.
Cale is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Cale wants a takedown.
Sherman Klump has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Erevis Cale.
Klump has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Klump managing to block the knees to the body from Cale.

Klump's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Klump throws a right and a left that Cale avoids nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Klump, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Klump misses with a two punch combination.
Cale checks the leg kick.
Cale takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Klump swings widly with a right hand
and Cale counters with a slapping leg kick.
Erevis Cale seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Klump lands with an overhand left.
Cale misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Danga de danga de dang - Klump scores with a four punch combination!
Cale looks for a takedown but Klump sprawls well.
Cale ducks right into an uppercut from Klump.
Cale missing with a left hand there. Klump was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cale lands a high kick!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Klump misses with a wild body shot.
Cale moves to clinch but Klump breaks away
and Cale takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cale shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Klump as he jumps to the side.
Klump is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Cale misses with a leg kick.
Klump looks to throw the jab but Cale is out of range.
Cale tries to clinch up but Klump circles away and keeps his distance.
Klump smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Cale connects with a nice looking jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cale walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Cale shoots in but no luck this time.
Klump swinging wildly here.
Klump lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cale circles away quickly and effectively.
Cale looks to land a body kick but Klump moved away.
Cale tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Klump swivels and escapes.
Klump stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Klump wants it to stay on the feet.
Klump scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Good shot there by Klump.
Klump scores with a jab to the jaw.
Cale is trying desperately to land a takedown but Klump is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Cale.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Klump throws out a loose jab but Cale uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klump stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Klump wants it to stay on the feet.
Klump stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Klump wants it to stay on the feet.
Klump scores with a nice right hand.
Cale misses with a takedown attempt - Klump sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Klump throws a series of punches but Cale avoids them all with ease.
Klump is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Cale moves out of range of the strikes.
Cale shoots and misses
letting Klump counter with a right hand.
Decent striking displayed by Klump there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Cale clinches up with Klump and pushes him back against the cage.
Cale prevents Klump from breaking the clinch.
Cale putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Klump in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sherman Klump dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Klump fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Cale on the side of the head.
Cale throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Cale shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Klump defends it nicely.
Cale avoids a punch combination nicely.
Cale tries to clinch up but Klump circles away and keeps his distance.
Cale tries to clinch but Klump is having none of it.
Cale tries for a takedown but Klump sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Klump tests Cale's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Klump throws a big shot that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klump lands a nice shot that snaps Cale's head back.
Sherman Klump is winning the standup battle so far.
Cale fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cale avoids the body shot from Klump.
Klump keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Klump rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cale counters with a big head kick but Klump shrugs it off.
Klump throws a jab when Cale was well out of range.
Klump scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cale tries to clinch but Klump moves out of range.
Cale throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Cale moves forwards but Klump connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Cale is looking to clinch.
Sherman Klump is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cale tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Klump was well out of range. Poor timing from Cale.
Cale showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Klump.
Cale bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Klump gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Cale.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cale pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Klump lands a nice shot that snaps Cale's head back.
Cale shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Klump sprawls well. Klump wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Cale gets slowly back to his feet.
Sherman Klump has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Erevis Cale.

Cale has closed the distance and engaged Klump in a clinch.
Klump tries to break free but Cale pushes him back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klump managing to block the knees to the body from Cale.

Klump breaks the clinch.
Cale tries to clinch but Klump moves out of range.
Cale fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Klump defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Cale.
Klump catches Cale with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Klump ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cale shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Klump sprawls well. Klump wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Cale gets slowly back to his feet.
Some wild striking there from Klump.
A punch combination from Klump misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cale avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Klump is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Cale drops his hands momentarily and Klump takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Cale has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Cale has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Cale fails with an attempt to clinch.
Klump throws a lazy uppercut
and Cale counters with a solid body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Klump misses with a body shot.
Cale goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Klump throws a big shot that misses.
Cale has his takedown stuffed
and Klump makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sherman Klump dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Klump misses with a right hand

and Cale counters by moving into the clinch.
Klump wants to break free but Cale has control.
Cale tries to pull guard but Klump won't allow it.
Cale using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Klump has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cale jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Klump walks away with a smile on his face. Cale gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Klump throws a lazy right hand but Cale sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Klump connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Cale momentarily.
Cale misses with a jab, cross combination.
Klump scores with a crisp jab that stopped Cale in his tracks.
Klump throws a hook but Cale blocks it.
Klump misses with a looping left.
Cale shoots in for a takedown but Klump shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Sherman Klump has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Erevis Cale.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klump falls off balance throwing a combination
and Cale counters with a big head kick but Klump shrugs it off.
Klump lands with a right hand.
Cale tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Klump swivels and escapes.
Klump just misses with a punch to the body.
Cale misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cale takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A big left from Klump misses.
Klump stuffs the takedown.
Sherman Klump is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Klump tries to keep at a distance but Cale has taken the fight into the clinch.
Klump wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cale content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Cale with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Cale tries to land a knee to the head but Klump blocks with his arms.
Cale tries to pull guard but Klump won't allow it.
Cale takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Klump looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Klump blocks an elbow strike.

Klump pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Klump misses with an uppercut.
Cale shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Cale walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Klump looks to land a left hand but Cale moved out of range nicely.
Klump throws out a loose jab but Cale uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klump lands the left hand.
Cale walks into a jab.
Cale tries to clinch up.
Klump misses with a few strikes there.
Klump misses with a hook.
Klump misses with an uppercut.
Klump misses with a two punch combination.
Klump connects with a good right hand that stumbles Cale. Cale circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Klump waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cale.
Klump throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cale stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

Cale clinches up against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cale missing with knees to the body.
Klump managing to block the knees to the body from Cale.
Cale drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Klump gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Cale tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Erevis Cale has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cale creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Sherman Klump is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Klump avoiding damage as Cale throws knees to the body.
Klump has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Cale just misses with a elbow thrown towards Klump's brow.
Cale using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Klump has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cale pushes off an throws an elbow but Klump leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sherman Klump showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Klump, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:27
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sherman Klump!