PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Monty Python (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Daniel Lacroix (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lacroix is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: So What Ya Want - Beastie Boys. Monty Python is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Python
vs
Lacroix

225 cm
22
313 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

200 cm
23
290 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Monty Python!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Daniel Lacroix!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Lou da Vinci and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lacroix throws a push kick but Python slaps the foot to one side.
Lacroix avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Monty Python seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Danga de danga de dang - Python scores with a four punch combination!
Python blocks a leg kick.
Python connects with a jab.
Lacroix smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

It looks like Monty Python has been cut.
Python loads up on a big right hand but Lacroix slips the punch.
Python tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lacroix swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lacroix throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Python misses with a few strikes there.
Lacroix tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Python was well out of range. Poor timing from Lacroix.
Python shoots in and drives through. Lacroix sprawls well.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lacroix takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Lacroix tests Python's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Lacroix scores with a crisp jab that stopped Python in his tracks.
Python avoids the body shot from Lacroix.
Lacroix scores with a hook to the body. Python takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Python shoots for a takedown but Lacroix saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Lacroix avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Python scores with a sloppy right hand. Lacroix should have avoided that one.
Lacroix avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Python moves in looking to clinch but Lacroix pushes him off.
Python throws a right and a left that Lacroix avoids nicely.
Python tries to clinch but Lacroix moves out of range.
Python ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lacroix moves away.
Python throws a lazy right hand but Lacroix sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Python misses with a straight left.
Lacroix takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Python tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lacroix was well out of range. Poor timing from Python.
Lacroix circles away from the clinch attempt.
Python misses with a few strikes there.
Python avoids the body shot from Lacroix.
Lacroix walks into a stiff left hand from Python.
Lacroix fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

Monty Python's cut is getting worse.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Python misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lacroix.
Sloppy strikes from Python. Those never looked like landing.
Lacroix avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Python stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Lacroix.
Python is breathing heavily.
Lacroix tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lacroix scores with a hook to the body. Python takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Daniel Lacroix is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lacroix jabs at Python's body.
Python stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Lacroix.
Lacroix lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Python looks up at the clock. Bad move! Lacroix lands a right hand from hell, dropping Python. Lacroix pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Daniel Lacroix!