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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Tim Jackhammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eyehate Condoms (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Jackhammer might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Whats up . Condoms has chosen call to prayer as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Eyehate Condoms was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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194 lbs
10 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
KO power |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tim Jackhammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Eyehate Condoms!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Condoms punishes Jackhammer's body with a nice straight punch.
Condoms lands the left hand.
Condoms cracks a nice hook into Jackhammer's ribs.
The fighters circle momentarily. Condoms darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Condoms scores with a jab to the head.
Condoms fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Jackhammer shoots in looking for a takedown but Condoms manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Jackhammer's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Condoms keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Eyehate Condoms seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jackhammer drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A jab from Condoms finds it's way through Jackhammer's defenses.
Jackhammer fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tim Jackhammer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jackhammer misses with a takedown attempt - Condoms sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Condoms connects with a nice looking jab.
It looks like Tim Jackhammer has been cut.
Condoms scores with a one two! Jackhammer had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A shot to the liver by Condoms. Beautiful body shot.
Jackhammer is breathing heavily.
Jab by Condoms.
Jackhammer takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Jackhammer. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Jackhammer takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Condoms moves into range and connects with a jab.
Condoms avoids the head kick by Jackhammer.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Condoms pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Condoms has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Condoms getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jackhammer on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Nice shot lands for Condoms.
Jackhammer takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Jackhammer is rocked!
Jackhammer closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Oh Jackhammer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Condoms lands with a shot to the body.
Jackhammer seems to have got his legs back now.
Condoms defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Jackhammer.
Condoms thumps Jackhammer with a low kick.
Condoms is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Jackhammer had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Condoms stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Condoms wants it to stay on the feet.
Condoms with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Condoms looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Condoms cracks Jackhammer with a good jab.
A shot to the liver by Condoms. Beautiful body shot.
Jackhammer on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Condoms throws a shot to the body.
Condoms works Jackhammer's body with a nice hook.
Jackhammer takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Good shot there by Condoms.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Condoms jabs Jackhammer to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Condoms connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jackhammer momentarily.
Condoms lunges at Jackhammer with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jackhammer's hand.
Condoms scores with a crisp jab that stopped Jackhammer in his tracks.
Condoms is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Condoms throws a shot to the body.
Jab, jab by Condoms - just one landing.
Condoms lands with a good body shot.
Condoms lands a head kick!
Condoms tests Jackhammer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Condoms jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Condoms connects with a looping right hand.
Condoms scores with a body shot.
Jackhammer shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Condoms pinned against the cage. Condoms gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
A punch lands to the side of Jackhammer 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Condoms fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Condoms connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jackhammer. Jackhammer circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Condoms works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Jackhammer changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Condoms tries to avoid it but Jackhammer manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Condoms to the ground. Condoms escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Eyehate Condoms is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Condoms cracks Jackhammer with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Jackhammer drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Condoms throws a monster overhand right that drops Jackhammer! Condoms follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eyehate Condoms!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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