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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jon Doe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barbara Boxer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doe comes to the cage accompanied by whatsername, and does she remember my name?. Jon Doe has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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222 lbs
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Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
40 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Doe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbara Boxer!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boxer buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Doe shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Boxer doesn't manage to clinch there - Doe circles away.
Boxer rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Doe counters with a slapping leg kick.
Boxer throws a body kick that misses.
Boxer with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Doe throws a leg kick that is checked
and Boxer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Boxer doesn't manage to clinch there - Doe circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Boxer has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Doe finds it's way round the side to connect with Boxer's head.
Boxer misses with a body shot.
Doe lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Boxer at a distance.
Boxer throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Boxer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Doe.
Doe blocks the body kick.
Boxer throws a front kick aimed at Doe's knee but Doe avoids it well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boxer misses with a low kick as Doe jumps back.
Boxer has Doe up against the cage in a clinch.
Boxer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Doe trying to stall but Boxer improves his position.
Doe will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Boxer up against the cage.
Boxer scores with a nice hook to the head.
Boxer lands a right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boxer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Boxer working aggressively here.
Boxer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Boxer stalls.
Boxer lands a nice uppercut.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Boxer fails to land.
Boxer softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Doe stalling in the clinch but Boxer improves position.
Boxer lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boxer using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Doe has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Boxer misses with a punch on the inside.
Boxer throws a head punch that misses.
Boxer wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
The referee is keeping an eye on Doe - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Doe blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Doe stalling the fight.
Boxer has a couple of punches blocked by Doe.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Boxer swings wildly with an uppercut but Doe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Doe blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Barbara Boxer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Barbara Boxer's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Doe swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Boxer throws a hook but Doe blocks it.
Doe moves forwards but Boxer connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Boxer connects with a looping right hand.
Doe ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Boxer moves away.
Boxer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Doe takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Boxer blocks a head kick by Doe.
Barbara Boxer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Doe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Boxer.
Boxer misses with a body kick.
Boxer tries to clinch up.
Nice jab there from Boxer.
Boxer moves away from the strike by Doe.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boxer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doe walks into a straight right hand from Boxer.
A telegraphed right hand from Boxer misses the target.
Boxer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Doe loads up on a big right hand but Boxer slips the punch.
Doe throws a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Boxer closes the distance and clinches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Boxer on the inside.
Boxer misses with the head strike.
Boxer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Boxer lands a hook that snaps the head of Doe backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Boxer.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Doe wants to stall.
Doe dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boxer lands a hook that snaps the head of Doe backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Boxer.
Boxer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Doe blocks a head kick by Boxer.
Boxer fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Boxer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Boxer wants to clinch.
Boxer moves out of range of the leg kick from Doe.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Barbara Boxer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Barbara Boxer's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Boxer ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
Boxer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Boxer throws a right and a left that both miss.
Boxer throws a shot from downtown. Doe moves away and avoids it.
Boxer tries to clinch up.
A clash of legs there as Doe blocks the low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doe takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Boxer throws a right hand that Doe ducks under and follows up with a left that Doe also avoids with ease.
Boxer swings for the body but Doe moves out of range.
Barbara Boxer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Boxer misses with a wild combination.
A clash of legs there as Boxer blocks the low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boxer fakes the leg kick and cracks Doe in the body.
Boxer looks for the body kick but Doe saw that one coming.
Doe misses with a low kick.
Boxer throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Doe.
Boxer connects with a leg kick. Doe looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Boxer misses with a low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boxer buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Boxer.
Boxer lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Boxer tries a head kick but it misses.
Doe waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Boxer.
Boxer throws a shot from downtown. Doe moves away and avoids it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boxer throws a low kick but Doe moves out of range easily.
Boxer misses with a combination
and Doe counters with a single leg into guard. Boxer didn't expect that.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Doe is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Boxer striking off his back but it's not causing Doe any problems.
Boxer keeping moving, preventing Doe from controlling successfully.
Boxer is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Doe looking to pass the guard.
Jon Doe has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Nice sprawl there from Boxer as Doe shoots in.
And that's the end of the fight!
Barbara Boxer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Boxer winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 27:30
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barbara Boxer!
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